Category Archives: worst sign

Would also wipe it on the curtains…

Posted on September 9, 2009 by AHC McDonald

The old roots, shoots and leaves joke on educational display at Lake Cave Augusta. Is that appropriate for children? Or adults? I also include a shot that I had to blow up severely, but couldn’t get it clear enough for … Continue reading →

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Hugely Deceptive

Posted on August 31, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Cimbali wonders wether “deceptive” was exactly the word they were looking for. I hope the second granny flat isn’t the blue pool cover cupboard. I suppose everyone has a favourite and least favourite granny.

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Delusions of Mediocrity

Posted on August 24, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Seen by Bento in the Subiaco Council foyer. It is the perfect worst combination of grandeur and cringing embarrasment. Jeezus Subi, how about Bunbury, Geraldton, Wagin, Subiaco, Corrigin? That’s a fight you may be able to win  IF you can … Continue reading →

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Sittin on the bog of the bay

Posted on August 21, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Dave saw this at Joondalup Medicare. Could be one of those benches which make a fart sound when you lower the backside? That sign should have been on this. And a more sitting friendly invitation from Turf. Can’t tell what … Continue reading →

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Digger rooting crack smoker

Posted on August 18, 2009 by AHC McDonald

From Hugh Jass in Bunbury. Apparently there’s some anti Michael Daley sentiment in town. OK so he smokes crack. What Bunbury resident wouldn’t just to get through the day until it’s time to hit River Rooster? But rooting a digger? … Continue reading →

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Knowledge is Power

Posted on August 12, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Oh my god, finally Japanese speaking skills are being recognised. And car cleaning too! The icing on the cake is that it might even be casual so they won’t  have to waste time on holidays. Maybe they’ll even get to … Continue reading →

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Strippers Plus Sausage Sizzle

Posted on August 11, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Although Meccano saw this worst opportunity in Adelaide recently, (apparently the whole town is a freewheeling collection of crap) I thought it could give Perth’s Carlisle Hotel a run for its money when it advertises “skimpy” singular. At least they … Continue reading →

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A crackpot led cultural revival

Posted on August 4, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Was thinking about suggestions for The Worst of Perth vision for the Sept 3rd show, when I got a submission from DFOC giving me a blinding insight on how to revive The Cultural Centre and with it Perth. More crackpots! … Continue reading →

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Doodle

Posted on August 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

CLIVE: Seraphim and cherubim continually do cry. And why do they continually cry? ‘Cause they’ve all got the fucking horn up there. DEREK: Yeah, fucking knobs aching up there, mate! Continually crying with knob-ache! CLIVE: I’d like to meet Ezekiel … Continue reading →

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Mr Fist

Posted on July 28, 2009 by AHC McDonald

When I first started The Worst of Perth, I ran down to Murray Street to find the famous Mr Fist sign, but unfortunately it had gone. It was somewhere near the Bra Bar in Murray Street. The original was rendered … Continue reading →

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