Category Archives: worst of perth

I walked with a Zombie

Posted on April 16, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Why am I seeing this Worst in the Western Patriot first? Frank Calabrese, are we not brothers? Did not my wolves suckle you at birth?  The Patriot brings to light the WA Govt Cabinet ministers’ website. A site that gives … Continue reading →

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Queens Hotel Bonus Post

Posted on April 9, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Not that youse actually deserve this post, since the Bankwest one was simply posted early in error, but if there’s to be a bonus post, how about this, the Queens Hotel on that massive seam of worst Beaufort Street? Whenever … Continue reading →

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The Bank that lived there

Posted on April 8, 2009 by AHC McDonald

To all the Bankwest staff. Here’s a message from the past, from before it became The Bankwest of Scotland. Start saving. As fast as you can.  Didn’t Colin (asleep at the wheel) Barnett assure you your jobs were safe. “There … Continue reading →

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News parody suspended

Posted on March 30, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Twitter news feed satirising The West was suspended after a complaint from the paper about impersonation. A pity, as it was mostly gold. Just as well the archive saved and sent to be a TWOP post. My favourites, “Ben’s hammy … Continue reading →

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Hoist the black flag

Posted on March 5, 2009 by AHC McDonald

“Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats” Henry Louis Mencken I had two recent flag outrages sent in, one from Stephanie showing  a hills version,  and … Continue reading →

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And Chong On

Posted on March 3, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Well I’m upper upper class high society God’s gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I’ve got The biggest balls of all… AC/DC Big Balls With the original … Continue reading →

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Paolina

Posted on March 2, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I’ve no idea what this sign means at Medditeranean Ceramics in Osborne Park. (Sorry Vic). Is it a type of tile? Is it the owner. If the owner why is she topless? I was too scared to go up and … Continue reading →

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Flag Shenannigans

Posted on February 24, 2009 by AHC McDonald

You might remember a few days ago when we questioned why McDonalds had its flags at half mast for fire victims, while Michael Keenan local Federal member was flying his at full pole. Well yesterday, Keenan was half masting, and … Continue reading →

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Wide Roller

Posted on February 19, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Nice one from Kwality seen at Flinders Square, AKA Dog Swamp. I had heard stories about people with expensive cars parking between two bays to protect their precious paintwork from yobs opening their doors, but had never seen it until … Continue reading →

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Jewie?

Posted on February 18, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Snapper or Dhufish? Did I dream it, or were we talking about Wembley ware on this site the other day? To be found in Fremantle. This one for all the Fishwrecked and Breammaster readers.

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