I’ve no idea what this sign means at Medditeranean Ceramics in Osborne Park. (Sorry Vic). Is it a type of tile? Is it the owner. If the owner why is she topless? I was too scared to go up and find out. In any case, I haven’t posted any boozies for a while. And what is that under her left arm?



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13 Responses to Paolina

  1. skib says:

    So that’s what they meant by ‘Brazilian/Underarm’ wax.


  2. David Cohen says:

    That is a bye-bye (so called, I believe, by Barry Humphries as they flap back and forward when someone is making the valedictory gesture).


  3. Bento says:

    I’ve always known them as Bingo Wings.


  4. Vic Demised says:

    It’s a leaking of the silicone. That left nork is considerably smaller than the right. Both are seriously deformed.


  5. David Cohen says:

    Perhaps ‘Our Nikki’ was the model.


  6. Ljuke says:

    Jesus, David! You know that Nikki is truly beautiful and you’re ugly and that’s why u spend all yore time in internet forums because its anonymouse.


  7. CB One says:

    ^ haha. I noticed that “our Nikki” is back up. Seems she won again…..


  8. Bento says:

    ur all gay saddo’s.

    Nikki! Nikki! Nikki!


  9. Hovean says:

    Its surely an engorged member, probing lazily. Being generously proportioned, it wouldn’t be easily recognized by TWOPers.


  10. Rita says:

    She’s “Paolina Bonaparte”, Napoleon’s sister. :)


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