Category Archives: worst of perth

The West Australian: great success!

Posted on August 19, 2013 by rottobloggo

I found Saturday’s page 3 report gratifying. The West is “among the most successful in Australia”. Heartening news for these troubled times. The weekend edition “is now only a few hundred copies away from being the country’s second-biggest selling newspaper … Continue reading →

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Put a Foreing on it

Posted on August 13, 2013 by AHC McDonald

By NataliaFan. Not sure if seeking a foreing or is one. Or both.

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Wet Queens

Posted on August 9, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Dear Queens. Could I talk to your staff about having some means to dry my fucking hands after using the bog? Or am I supposed to pay $2 for a pheromone wipe? And while we are at it, your limp … Continue reading →

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Fall of the Trader

Posted on July 30, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Say it ain’t so! Benny the Textile Trader (who we always referred to a The Toilet Trader) is down. The man who swept onto the scene as a baffling version of Tony Sadler has bit the dust in Morley. By … Continue reading →

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I Demon

Posted on July 25, 2013 by AHC McDonald

By BananaBoy. Fremantle Hospital. Has Perth moved on from C&B?

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Big Love

Posted on July 22, 2013 by AHC McDonald

McDonalds Drive Through. By Goldie. (I think).

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Green Tide

Posted on July 22, 2013 by AHC McDonald

WA Spitroast must be too busy preparing juicy roasts, amazing salads and hand tied bow ties for staff members to brush up on their photoshop skillz. I like the sound of Spitroast in the community too. Very much. By Brendan … Continue reading →

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Golden

Posted on July 16, 2013 by AHC McDonald

So on my 50th birthday I’m scrambling for diseased cock and niggers of Nedlands? To each according to their needs? By Cap S. (I think.) The arrows and descriptions seem so researched and detailed and yet so incoherent. I’m at … Continue reading →

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Poppy & Sanitary

Posted on July 15, 2013 by AHC McDonald

By Nick Lord Sole. Joondalup. Boy with tampon and poppy.

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Weekend Worstoff 256

Posted on July 13, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Terry returns to Bunbury looking for restricted dick, but finds some space goat. Paul C. Saw this in Broome. Good thing the name is trademarked. And I saw some seafood road kill in Bedford. Worst well.

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