Category Archives: worst of perth

The Humile

Thanks for coming. If I had any humility, I would have been humbled by the excellent turnout. Thanks to Creative Mornings for the invite.  The take home message…

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Live worst humility

Those who wish to hear me talk about the worst of humility this Friday morning (17th April ) can now register with Creative Mornings. Breakfast provided. But not, sadly, free piss.

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More dangling

Its to be expected some PR operatives are a bit confused: but a sub-editor at Teh West?  What a right Charlie!

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Outrage Sunday 192 more please

They always want more. They never have enough milk or money or socks or sex or holidays or first editions or solitude or gramophone records or free meals or real friends or guiltless pleasure or neckties or applause or unquestioning … Continue reading

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Richarer

And don’t forget vibranterar. By Dave P.

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Wintoning Weekends

Should the vacant Saturday slot be open for some Wintoning? Tim Winton Lecture Theatre At least it wasn’t a cafe, but the guest lecture at the Tim Winton Lecture Theatre was another way of avoiding writing. But. Phwoar. Me own … Continue reading

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Bathers Beach Pottymouth

Went to Freo’s version of Sculpture by The Sea. It was much better. The whole thing had a nicer more friendly scale. Like this piece. I can’t remember the artist’s name, but, you know, fuck youse all. Jeez dude it’s … Continue reading

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…But if you leave your name and your number…

The angst is strong in Claremont no? Why don’t we believe what the media says? (The Post, LOL), What is food? What is free range? What isn‘t “barn” raised? Was the price of dried “apricots” jiggered around with by the … Continue reading

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Prosecauted

By Reign of Error. Dwellingup. And despite the sign, 20-30 bath bomb and drumming workshop groups still make it through every day. RESPECT THIS DOODES SIGN SOUTHERN SOAPMAKING FUCKERZ!

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Rite

Seems to me the price of 50c per pie WAS rite. For customers, but not necessarily for business. Reign of Error sends in a rare worst that crosses art and wortsery. The lame stencil means this must be Carlisle. Existence … Continue reading

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