Category Archives: weekend worstoff

I’m trying to get back into drawing. Pete F sent this from Price Street Fremantle, which seems vaguely familiar, but anyway, perhaps it’s some kind of protest against Fremantle becoming The Freel Cock-burning Thunder, which is apparently definitely happening. Of … Continue reading →

The opening of my photo exhibition Secret Curtin is at 2:30 next Wednesday 28th Access Gallery (John Curtin Gallery) at Curtin. Get there early before all the sossie rolls are gone. And a person who didn’t include their name scoops The Post … Continue reading →

Thanks to Outrage for filling in while I was on Dog Rock. Bento sees Bluebeard Bainbridge again. In The Voice again. By Jezza Bell again. This time about circumcised buses. Cynthia presents her own Melbourne Cup sexual health hat. Tristan … Continue reading →

D tells the good news. The towel has been returned. Sexy Mc Hot Buns saw Rhonda in Kalamunda. SaltySuzy likes lambs and their carcases shown together. Dave P saw a nice groin on the mole. South Mole that is.

I’m too busy for full weekend worstoff today. Be satisfied with Bento’s Seniors Month mouth watering menu from The Hyde Park Hotel. Wait! Tempura? Didn’t seniors give their lives to stop tempura croassing the Owen Stanley’s?

St Petersburg cupboard by Lucas W. Tree poisoning Applecross by Peter B. The Duck Toucher shows how dumb they are on minesites. Everybody knows you have got to use underlining, different fonts and a more annoying tone when writing these … Continue reading →

B.T. writes, “I needed a plumber the other day.   I looked in the phone directory thinking “which one of these cunts should I call”.   I went with the obvious.  The five years I spent in Perth wasn’t  entirely wasted. “ Which … Continue reading →