Penultimate

One more day after this and I find it hard to think what to put up. There are still dozens of tier two C&Bs and the like in the queue, and thousands, possibly ten thousand unused photographs. Don’t worry, some of them were just nasty, and most of them were just not up to it. Sometimes you just weren’t funny enough yeah? There are 82 thousand emails in the inbox LOL. But the worstical is always the local, and what better validation of worstness can there be than this by Slanderer. These are the fucking nodes of the NBN. A half hearted fart of a bafflingly shitty federal government. And, even better, a lot of these nodes plonked rocklike on our precious fucking registered verges are delivering slower internet to these poor cunts. C&B these nodes up my friends. C&B them, back to the fucking stone age. Maybe they will still serve humanity as a welcome buffer, slowing down if only by a few ks the inevitable hover Commdoore before it hits the bedroom you had only just fucking left to reset your fucking modem delivering dial up speed in fucking Yokine.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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6 Responses to Penultimate

  1. Rolly says:

    The way in which our Federal Government is taking us back in time, you may yet be able to utilise the leftover submissions since you will still be 40 years ahead of your start-up date.
    Roll on the glorious ’70s.
    Your Mum and Dad might even get to know one another.
    Even in the biblical sense.
    But it’s all in the mind – the small, frightened-of-progress minds of the neo-fascists and kleptocrats who hold the reins of power.
    Egalitarianism?
    Now, there’s a dirty word.
    I feel good ending on a rant about the psychopathic and sociopathic minds which seem to have taken over the developed world.
    Will there be an end to it?
    There will but it is unlikely to be pleasant, whatever *it* is that disrupts the inevitable rise of the scum to the top of the septic tank.

    Good luck for the future Andrew, David and all youse other cunts who have provided food-for-though for “future cunts”.
    You’ve been a fucking education.

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  2. A fitting contribution as we jockey for position at the front of the peloton in the final stage. Penultimate, there I said it. The moron-in-charge , Talcum Moonbull , leaves us as his legacy a completely useless monument to his ineptitude. Apologies for non attendance at the bash ; mental fatigue.

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  3. Slanderer says:

    Forgot to mention, there’s no advertising on them yet. Come on Perth, we can do it!

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  4. Slanderer says:

    BTW, thanks for the fun. I feel truly penultimate.

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  5. skink says:

    Patty Chong does not show her face around Perth’s media or social circles since she was vanquished from WAToady by persistent monstering by TOP regulars.
    The same might be said of Howard Sattler, although his demise was less to do with TWOP than with a terrible affliction to his health known as ‘karma’

    your glossary should perhaps include the word ‘chongs’
    as in ‘kiss my chongs’

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