Last Day of the Dill?

Posted on March 9, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Spent what I hope was the last Day dominated day in Kalamunda. Fucking Jonn Howard was wheeled up there, so he must be in trouble. Clown is a little bit animated for Donkey Day no?  Unless he was asleep at the wheel – of a clown car. The polls switch between a knife edge and a Slightly Damp Teatowel landslide. Next time I’m up the hill, I hope the old duffer from Darlington is in the seat. Lightly snoring over a cold cup of tea. 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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18 Responses to Last Day of the Dill?

  1. Rong1 says:
    March 9, 2017 at 4:48 am

    Like the sands through the hourglass, these are the Days of our lives.

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    March 9, 2017 at 6:39 am

    When you are dragging out geriatrics like Howard and Hawke you know things are crook.

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  3. GivDBird says:
    March 9, 2017 at 6:47 am

    pure gold

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  4. you'll get wet says:
    March 9, 2017 at 9:45 am

    otoh …

    ‘Only WA workers will build metronet, only WA workers will ride to work on metronet, only WA workers will ride home on metronet, only WA ice addicts will rob them on metronet and I promise you that only WA graffiti vandals – that’s right, only graffiti vandals who come from WA – will deface metronet! We are an inclusive party, nobody’s more inclusive than me, I love inclusive, you’re going to get so much inclusive you won’t know if you’re in my outgroup or out of my ingroup! No ALP Govt I lead will ever descend to the xenophobic discriminatory protectionism of those lowlife One Nation scumbags!’

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  5. Zuben says:
    March 9, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    Maybe the desperate Mortville look hanging over Kalamunda is because John ‘Goose Egg’ Day acts as frontman to a secret cabal of pruppity owners who are warehousing the entire own until time is just right for …

    … you guessed it …

    Vibrant 12 storey mixed use residential development connected by exclusive long distance members-only cable car to a future casino-cum-highrise aboriginal art studies centre and eco friendly glass tower proposed for Elizabeth Quay .

    Gondolas shall have accommodation below deck for residents of affordable housing and eftpos pokies generously provided by developers and social housing division of lotterywest .

    General seating will be in full reclined position with all – metal safety belts releasable only upon arrival at destination .

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    • Zuben says:
      March 9, 2017 at 12:40 pm

      Spacious members ‘ lounge in each gondola will provide full 360 degree views and feature a polished glass dance floor , private cctv sky box hookup live to Ashes , Grand Final and Hopman Cup events as well as complimentary champagne and deep fried wagyu roo spring rolls to exclusive recipe by …

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  6. you'll get wet says:
    March 9, 2017 at 5:31 pm

    Phoarrpeewwwww! Lockie’s ging resonated onomatapoeically with westralian gravity waves as he sent a reasonably solid boondy hurtling through time and space towards it’s target – a tiny defenceless Western Silvereye (Zosterops lateralis chloronotus), just meters away from Lockie’s trembling hands. What if this was the last one? Or the last but one? Or even the third last one would be bad enough. He had become a murderer – there would be no forgiveness. Might as well buy shares in Buru Energy and go fracking now.

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  7. El guisto says:
    March 9, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    We call him the invisible man up here……never seen or heard from til its time to try to get re elected.

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  8. El guisto says:
    March 9, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    He looks like a strong easterly would blow him into the western suburbs…

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  9. Sir Bill International says:
    March 11, 2017 at 8:53 pm

    Live from the Cottesloe Golf Club :
    Its been a rout , with the Liberal party forces in full retreat , completely trounced.
    http://www.abc.net.au/news/elections/wa-election-2017/
    Tribute must go the Barnett bum boys , whose black reverse pysops were undoubtedly a factor in the defeat of this sleazy government.
    Now back to the slops.

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