Early Opening

Ljuke shares the sight of this pair trying to get into the (played) Guildford Hotel at 10am. Surely they could find a $20 toasted sandwich and Foxtel somewhere nearby? Outrage’s place perhaps? Now that the novelty has worn off, is it worth asking exactly what the Guildford is? Is it an upmarket renovated pub with high end food? The prices are high end yes, but the result is fairly bog standard. And if it is that kind of place, why are the beers also on the bog standard spectrum? And Foxtel screens? And if not, why is it so wanky? No. It’s played. 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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14 Responses to Early Opening

  1. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:
  2. PeteF says:

    Isn’t the true Western subs crime napoleon st coffee shops and their $5 coffees? Wasn’t even a public holiday. Booms over, played, totally.


  3. JaneZ says:

    They can’t have their hair all set and coloured like that and them complain because Rolly leers.

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