Tradies turn to satire

Bitter satire hits tradie trailers as the jobs dry up and the green Utes are repossessed. Pete F. Mosman Park. Needs more tree beards and wood nymphs. This is an itinerant mohel’s setup btw. 



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23 Responses to Tradies turn to satire

  1. Misspent Yoof says:

    To be fair, the reference to Tennyson’s Charge of the Light Brigade suggests a higher than average trade intelligence.

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  2. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    You know things are turning to shit when tradies start speaking Latin. Wouldn’t know a dovetail joint if they saw one.

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  3. Zuben says:

    The ‘ trade ‘ is working on yet another double front garage surmounted by owner ensuite parapet balcony and colorbond roof hipped hither and thither to satisfy mad setback provisions of the R codes . All rendered and painted dulux vivid white to suppress craftsmanship and detailing .

    Surely we could use fewer of these in our metropolitan subregions

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  4. Bento says:

    Lawn Registrar notified.

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  5. Problems with Perth roads indeed. Yes futurerers Lord Nod Dawdler has released his long anticipated “Inquiry into Perth Transpot 2050”
    http://www.transport.wa.gov.au/projects/perth-transport-plan-for-3-5-million.asp
    The transmission from the future abruptly terminated and the details are a bit vague, but here are the highlights
    1. A tunnel under Riverside Drive to relieve the traffic banking up over the Causeway.
    2. By 2050 a rail line to Morley will be under construction.
    3. Roe 8 will not be built.
    4. Ellenbrook is still out there and much bigger ( ugh).

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  6. ewfire11 says:

    “Too many Morons…… Not enough Ammo” might get better results.

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