Triple Threat

Posted on July 8, 2016 by

NF#1 returns with this. Is fly screen door fitter not an option? Midland. (N) IGA. Is there still a Natalia to be a fan of NF#1? This sounds like a Cold Chisel song. 

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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6 Responses to Triple Threat

  1. rottobloggo says:
    July 8, 2016 at 6:15 am

    Lost my job to someone from Khe Sanh
    And my ute was sold for cigarettes
    To a black pyjama man
    I eat Vietnam cold turkey
    From the Asian deli in the city
    And it’s only other tradies who understand

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  2. Reign of Error says:
    July 8, 2016 at 8:00 am

    And the long forgotten boom town guarantees
    Two hundred bucks an hour, layin bricks for BGC
    Bought a Maloo ute, a Harley, some neck tatts and jet ski
    But the Visa card and meth got outta hand

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  4. orbea says:
    July 10, 2016 at 5:31 am

    If it is Midland then it is Hilltop Hoods not fuggen Chisel mate

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  5. juantrak says:
    July 12, 2016 at 8:32 pm

    So I worked across dead Midland from end to end
    Tried to find lawns and Maloo jobs on down,
    Anyplace my money-strapped life would send
    Held a job on a whipper-snipper
    Flying under the taxman when I could
    But the lawns and tightarses nearly drove me round the bend

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