As a maggot

Yesh Offisher. Just a little shofishti…sofitica…ahh, sober. Murdoch University by Ed.T. , who claims that this table is always empty. 

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11 Responses to As a maggot

  1. Anonymous says:

    Is sophisticated at Murdoch anyone wearing shoes?

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  2. Rolly says:

    They possibly got intercepted on their way this a.m., having spent the previous evening being sophistificated at some “charity” extravaganza.
    It takes a while for the body to metabolise the plonk, as in:
    “It’s like this ossifer: If you reckon I’m under the affluence of incahol, I’m not as thunk as you drink I am.”

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  3. Eddie says:

    Ah, the sweet smell of UWA types mocking those who actually have to study for a job.

    Did you enjoy your initiation ceremony, consisting of drinking four bottles of Chateau La Privilege and then committing bestiality? But don’t worry, daddy probably dines with your professor at the Weld Club, so a cushy position will be lined up when you’ve ‘graduated’ from your elite drinking society which passes for a university.

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  4. The atheist says:

    Did someone say Christian? Grrrrrrrr

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