Yesh Offisher. Just a little shofishti…sofitica…ahh, sober. Murdoch University by Ed.T. , who claims that this table is always empty.
Worst Talk
AHC McDonald on Jesus saves to D drive Anonymous on Jesus saves to D drive Ringo dingo on Pizza Showtime! Paul D Gregory on Pizza Showtime! Ringo dingo on Pizza Showtime! Scott Barkla on Mike Hunt liam g on Poseidon’s Penis skink on A Two Snack Solution AHC McDonald on A Two Snack Solution skink on A Two Snack Solution Anonymous on Squeal like a Pig Anonymous on Chinky Chow Laurel Cetinic Dorol on Rooting on The Wrackline Cass nicholas on Alexander The Great’s… What Eva on The Lament of The Six Mil… Online Now
The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Is sophisticated at Murdoch anyone wearing shoes?
LikeLike
Or smelling like an old turd?
LikeLike
Jesper simply wants to tell good stories. Unique, thought-provoking and visually alluring stories; big and small and both at the same time; of boundless imagination, of stern reality, and then everything in between.
LikeLike
He always looks as though he had a mild electrical shock a few minutes ago.
LikeLike
They possibly got intercepted on their way this a.m., having spent the previous evening being sophistificated at some “charity” extravaganza.
It takes a while for the body to metabolise the plonk, as in:
“It’s like this ossifer: If you reckon I’m under the affluence of incahol, I’m not as thunk as you drink I am.”
LikeLike
Ah, the sweet smell of UWA types mocking those who actually have to study for a job.
Did you enjoy your initiation ceremony, consisting of drinking four bottles of Chateau La Privilege and then committing bestiality? But don’t worry, daddy probably dines with your professor at the Weld Club, so a cushy position will be lined up when you’ve ‘graduated’ from your elite drinking society which passes for a university.
LikeLike
Are you drunk already? It’s only 10:30!!!!!!
LikeLike
Hah ! I might wish !
LikeLike
christian porter is privileged because he’s christian porter not porter christian. If he was porter christian he’d be busking on a corner in Tamworth with a fake Nashville accent and a dog. Blame your parents. You can’t be privileged with a name like Eddie.
LikeLike
…or if he were a Christian evangelical, happy clapping and spouting illogical and irrational nonsensense like our current Commonwealth Government Treasurer.
LikeLike
Did someone say Christian? Grrrrrrrr
LikeLike