My associate Major Blight was dismayed by this Shenton Park sign. “Have we learned nothing in six years? No lamination. Inconsistent underlining. Not enough passive-aggression. And if the bin liner is a problem, why not take it out?” No wonder someone chucked a tissue in there. If memory serves, shouldn’t it be a blue bin with a red lid? I look forward to the do-gooder author being enraged, catching font fever, and making a trip to Officeworks for a laminator. 
Do you think this bloke does much yarn-bombing? He hangs out in Mosman Park. That might be luncheon meat in his hand. 
We all need a friend, that’s for sure. And it’s Eggs Benno, thanks: good
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The Worst of Perth 
FIFO millionaire turned meth-head? Or just an Armadalian who took the wrong train?
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Wrong side of the property boom? Panamanian Paper refugee? Boatshed shoplifter?
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You sack of shit Cohen.
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Key test : Would the IDF have approved this ?
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Hastie says ‘we’re all canning now.’
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Andrew Hastie! Will he be returned in July?
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I still can’t believe his meth crackdown (announced, delivery pending) wasn’t called ‘Less speed, more Hastie’. Opportunity missed.
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Why return him, has he been kidnapped? I demand proof of life before I pay a single vote
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