11 Responses to Wonky Eye

1. GivDBird says:

   July 2, 2015 at 7:58 am

   Wow. So much worst in one place.

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2. juantrak says:

   July 2, 2015 at 8:20 am

   You obviously missed Art class to play truant.
   That is one of Picasso’s finest, previously-unknown works.
   It was during the time he was unrecognised, and working as a struggling, illustrative advertising man.
   This was one of his earliest efforts, quite a while before he painted “Portrait de Dora Maar “.
   The instant that shop owner finds out the unknown work is a Picasso, he’ll be demolishing the shop, to recover it, and auction it at Sothebys. It’ll bring 50 times the current value of the shop.

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   • The Lazy Aussie says:

     July 2, 2015 at 8:25 am

     Shouldn’t both eyes be on the same side of the nose in that case?

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     • Sir Bill International says:

       July 2, 2015 at 9:51 am

       Depends what drug you are on.

       https://www.tumblr.com/full-of-nonsense/32290910284/portrait-de-dora-maar-pablo-picasso-oil-on

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3. Scanners says:

   July 2, 2015 at 8:22 am

   Your eyes would go like that if you had a snort of some of the “whitest white”.

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4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

   July 2, 2015 at 10:23 am

   You know you are looking at real art when the eyes follow you down Beaufort Street.

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5. Bento says:

   July 2, 2015 at 10:32 am

   Every single person in the world has known someone nicknamed either Bung-Eye or Stinky. Fact.

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   • rottobloggo says:

     July 2, 2015 at 10:52 am

     Yes.

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6. Snuff says:

   July 2, 2015 at 4:03 pm

   Wonky eye for the white guy.

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7. you'll get wet says:

   July 2, 2015 at 6:51 pm

   I knew a Wall-Eye. Wall-Eye Laurie was called that to distinguish him for Little Laurie who worked on the same camp, til he got the sack. Except that if you actually called him Wall-Eye you risked getting reefed.

   I also knew a whole boatload of Nobbys, all called that for the same reason, give or take an inch, I guess. Try saying ‘Hey Nobby’ and 20 guys turn round. Like saying ‘Up Rover’ in a Pound.

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   • The Lazy Aussie says:

     July 2, 2015 at 6:54 pm

     Wood-eye? Old joke.

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