and Sniff?

Posted on May 1, 2015 by AHC McDonald

They’ve thought of the scratch, but thought stopped before they had a chance to think about the sniff. Stop trying so hard Maylands, Subi is dead already. By Mat. 



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Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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12 Responses to and Sniff?

  1. NF#1 says:
    May 1, 2015 at 4:58 am

    For me,'”Somewhat Walkable” Maylands?’ beats even ‘Scratch & Sniff’. So arch, you can almost hear someone saying: We’ll show those walkscore.org c#nts. What really surprises me is the apparent expectation that a walk in Maylands will not also end at a police station.

    Sadly enough, I’ve already done the walking tour outlined in the brochure long available from Alison Zamon’s office, so perhaps I’m not best placed to comment on such matters.

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  2. juantrak says:
    May 1, 2015 at 7:05 am

    The problem is basically, that a large percentage of Maylandites (Maylanders?) regularly walk around, scratching and sniffing.

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    May 1, 2015 at 7:25 am

    The Welcome to Country Ceremony in Maylands is having your car stolen from the train station.

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  4. Sir Bill International says:
    May 1, 2015 at 7:38 am

    i hope it includes Wattsie’s hotel , sadly burnt down , but still providing accomodation , past the MG shop ( world saddest bear, LA has shots of), the mural of Egypt featured on this very site down to Len Buckeridge’s finest achievement : Kathleen St. What a treasure trove.

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  5. The Lazy Aussie says:
    May 1, 2015 at 8:14 am

    Is this part of the Maylands – Eminently Rootable campaign?

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  6. El Guisto says:
    May 1, 2015 at 9:08 am

    Scratch and sniff part must be a big chance for local dealers to shift more product.

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  7. you'll get wet says:
    May 1, 2015 at 9:48 am

    Interactive popup exhibit? Probably isn’t an Osama popup borrowed from a situation room at Swanbourne. And Rolf’s in jail. I know – a visit from St Tim to hand out loaves and crayfish [Panuliris Cygnus] and deliver an eco-sermon on refugees to Maylands? Or .. who else do we know that likes to pop up and exhibit themselves, errr, interactively?

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