Rug Junction

I knew the curtains would match the carpets again one day! Suffer in your jocks if you had your flange lasered. Combover merkins to you. By Shazza. Do you really need me to tell you where this is? SoFro rugz rulez!

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About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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24 Responses to Rug Junction

  1. GivDBird says:

    Yay!

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    I’m not sure the bush ever left BoFro.

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  3. GivDBird says:

    The new entry statement into South Park?

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  4. richarbl says:

    I am left wondering if the curtains match the rug?

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  5. Bento says:

    There are strict rules against creating your own Worsts, Shazza.

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  6. NF#1 says:

    The Bush is Back

    No more razors
    Wax or tweezers
    The bush is back

    No more shavin’
    Pubes I’m cravin’
    The bush is back

    Flaunt your rugs
    Beneath your jugs
    The bush is back

    Hirsute minge
    We do not cringe
    The bush is back

    Desire of man 
    A bearded clam
    The bush is back 

    Rugs-A-Million
    No brazillians 
    The bush is back

    Olden porn
    We do not scorn
    The bush is back

    Prepubescence
    Ain’t the essence
    The bush is back

    Now you’ve heard
    Spread the word
    The bush is back

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