Thought I’d just resurrect this plaque “laid” by Rolf Harris I posted about several years ago. Photo by James N. Ashfield.
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will you also resurrect the Rolf-Cohen lookalike post?
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He was laying a young plaque? I don’t remember it.
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Just here. This one seems vaguely related too.
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Imagine him fingering that Australia, frighteningly missing a map of tassie.
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allegedly, Rolf doesnt like em once they’ve got the map…
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Rough whiskers on concrete
Jake the peg and his extra leg
Violate the masonry
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Rolf laid STONES? – as well as young girls?? Is there no limit to this dirty old mans perversions?
(*alleged perversions. Ed.)
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Hi I’m home Bindi
echos Rolf’s laid mental block
so much for others
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we may need to keep this one secret as all others fall by the way side
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/23959089/rolf-harris-plaque-to-remain-on-perth-path/
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I must say Rolf is making progress with his Chewbacca defense.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense
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And why is his lawyer not telling him “don’t fucking sing or draw cartoons while on the stand you moron”.
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Still nobody has pinpointed exactly where this Harris thing is in Ashfield. Map reference anyone?
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the singing?
i would have pronounced him guilty then.
what a tosser.
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I’ve assumed the defence is deliberately trying to portray him as a bit weird and socially inappropriate. The sort of guy who’ll sing and make jokes on the witness stand is the sort of guy who’ll hug a 13-year old in a towel, and not realise it is inappropriate, m’lud.
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i’m sure it’s all completely manufactured, but it turns my stomach.
what i read is ‘here’s a tosser who thinks it’s funny’.
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Surely they wont ask him to flop out the third leg!?
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Jake the Lech
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I like that they took away the sketches and destroyed them.
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maybe he’ll be next…
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Jimmy Savile was making The Boy from Ashfield look like a bit of an amateur. Male and female from children to pensioners. AND CORPSES!
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Rewriting history has begun.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/07/01/10/45/perth-rolf-harris-monument-to-get-the-chop
More plaques to follow in the City of Bassendean.
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i think updating is more accurate.
very tempted to send an ‘i told you so email’ to perth mod.
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Yes. And yes.
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I hope they pile all the plaques and statues and monuments and portraits and photos and Boy From Bassendean banners in the one place. It sure will make a bonfire large enough to impress the most dedicated of Guy Fawkes bonfire devotees
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Bonfire of the pedos?
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I like it
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one for the book burning cafe?
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Oh yeah. But you’d have to read at least some of it first, which would be a downer. I’m thinking of doing it as a book burning club rather than cafe.
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Great idea. I vote Tom Wolfe right after Winton. Apart from the obvious irony, I really do detest that book.
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Better heat output than Catcher in The Rye too.
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his books promise so much at the beginning, but generally fail to deliver.
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Yes, we can.
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Jeeeezarse! Maybe Verity James can burn that one.
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Not a trouser puppet?
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Title of book, is it the question he asked little girls sitting on his lap? What a piece of crap!
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His portrait of the queen was pretty good compared to most. But now he’s pedo-ed all over it…
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hope some wag at perth mod manages to scrawl pedo over his artworks before they are taken down.
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They’d be classy and spell it paedo.
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We need a Perth Szoborpark for all the Rolf detritus. Maybe repurpose the Gomboc Gallery?
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More like expand its current purpose. It is very hard to burn a brass plaque. Unlike Wintons which go up at F 451, brass requires f1800.
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I wonder what the Queen will do? Didn’t she knight him or OBE him or something. Is it like face book? Can you un-knight or un-OBE someone and if so doesn’t it involve un-heading that person from their neck?
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Yes you can defrock an obe.
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I reckon he’d enjoy that.
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Actually, isn’t that priests? Defrocking, I mean.
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Usually higher ranks, as in:
“A dirty old Bishop of Birmingham would
Fuck little girls, whilst Confirming ’em;
‘Mid ecstatic roars, he would pull down their drawers
And inject his Episcopal sperm in ’em.”
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i never did quite get the taste for jokes about child sexual abuse.
i suppose it’s an individual thing.
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Typical humourless feminazi.
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What’s the difference between cumming on a jam donut and … oh forget it
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absolutely.
card carrying, uniform wearing feminazi killjoy.
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Back then the Bishop would have been handed a pistol ,prolly an Adams revolver, informed that he had blackened the good name of the British estabilishment , and told to do the right thing.
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or a Webley Mk 1-V1
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Rolf Harris painting for sale
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Blackening the good name of the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.
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Maybe she should say it was lost in the Windsor fire and do an insurance claim jobby on it
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The Barbara Windsor fire?
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OMG the horror, the pink horror
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oh hang on Babs was the one with the boobs that old Sid liked wasn’t she? 15 year old me would have saved Babs from that fire…. corrrr
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Yeah, Sid was throwing a withered leg over for a while.
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Well, someone finally found it and souvenired it
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jul/04/rolf-harris-plaque-stolen-home-town-western-australia?CMP=soc_568
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