Spent some time in Freo for the first time in ages. Had a breakfast at Common Bread. Bread in Common. Despite having the world’s wackiest wankiest menu (I’d be happy with less Chia seeds) and liquids in jars, (hasn’t that jar thing been played out even in Fremantle? They’d be laughing at this in Kojonup.) it was quite nice. Don’t know why they have such a shitty website. The place looks quite good. Why no photos, particularly of its dark nightclub dunnies?
Saw that the Cockburn flag still flies proud. Can’t quite make out the message though. Probs in Freo dialect.
Tried to go to the new Myers collective, MYRE. There were people in there, but no indication of if it was open. Or what time it opened. Or whether it ever opened. So maybe the first thing these communists might consider is a fucking sign.
Took a break.
Then looked at this.
The Worst of Perth 
MYRE opens at 10am.
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Nope. Unless they had forgotten to unlock.
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Myself and several others were rattling the doors just before 12. Would it kill them to have some kind of hint at what time they might deign to admit customers? I had actual Perth dollars on me.
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Monday’s they’re closed maybe.
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There were communards inside. And they don’t have stick of blutac one and a couple of bits of a4? I can already see this being a raging success.
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Open Wednesday to Sunday is the rumour on the streets.
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Who’s your source?
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Don’t tell him TLA. Once Cohen gets it, it will be splashed all over page … 7 … or something.
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Not a piece of laminate.
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Me and several others … … where are the subs?
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Pick, eat and cook. In that order ?
p.s. No, I would not. I would like to park.
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Ah I wondered whether anyone would be smart enough to notice that while the carpark might well be cooler, it is a little difficult to park a car on now.
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Hard seat.
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Cannot be unseen.
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Teh richness and ripeness of Freo decor. Fertilised freely with Ecopoop Go Commie Cockers.
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A wonderful tableau of extant FreeManTell
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