At last Dazza gets it. This is New York style right? I forget. I notice The Dunce from Dalkeith is last on the ballot too. He will be hoping for one reverse donkey vote action. By Mark. An associate of Brendan H. UPDATE, added shot of someone pranking Dazz’s campaign – and campaign style on the arrondissement this morn.
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Fine worsting.
What’s with the approaching meteor ?
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We’ll find out on Saturday, Shaz.
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Are we TWoPing the election? Or will something else be turning and turning in the widening gyre?
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I was going to try and avoid it. I don’t think this will be the one for the true believers.
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I have added a pic of someone pranking Darryl’s campaign and campaigning. Had a UWA shirt on I think.
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Don’t stick your head in the sand. It’s needed for sandbags in the upcoming civil war.
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Address to the Nation
The “Sex Appeal” electioneering is over, The corflute ,bunting and Clive Palmer’s juicy arse have been put away.Both parties have backed up their trucks of goodies.The Australian polity is carefully picking through the middle class warfare welfare and counting. Just look at it all.Five volumes of the Gonskis, the NBNs, the NDISs, the parental leave schemes, the “stop the boats and invade Indonesia” , the “dismantle the peedo Rupert Murdoch propaganda apparatchiks”, the Climate Changes, the gay marriages and your big, gaping, fiscal, black hole, its yawning chasm of broken dreams and promises sitting at the back of the truck along with “Realidies of the opportunidies for the humanidies in the communidies” Gruelia de Jillhardisms, the sexisms , and look at the cardboard pop up of the reffo kiddy going overboard , falling into a sea of floating ,angry, frusterated, stymied public servants , their cardigans and tired white shirts making swimming impossible.
Is it all inappropriates ? Is Australia to be declared bankrupt and wound up? Will the greedy, ignorant polity , its bloatedness of Ginny Rhindheart proportions ,ever stop whining and be satisfied ? Who know , who care.
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Let’s pronounce this idiot fest open
Written and authorised by Bill O’Slatter on behalf of the Conealition.
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Wonderful. You’ve said it all!
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The problem is – no matter who we vote for, it’s a politician that gets elected…
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How much did you have to pay the ‘artist’?
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I wouldn’t pay for such a tiny donger.
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True story.
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Ephemeral CnB’s
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For the length of this campaign, whenever I pass one of Dazza’s posters I get this tune going through my head:
from 8min 09sec
‘Darryl Moore, Darryl Moore, riding through the land,
Darryl Moore, Darryl Moore, without a merry band,
he steals from the poor, and gives to the rich,
stupid bitch.’
this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought
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young miss vegan talked about ‘drawing a penis on his forehead’ (pronounced four head).
posh perth.
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…and whats with the fucken legs in the window? Pegs?!?
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The peglegs ? He’s making an extra special effort to ignore the subtle ‘non-verbal and non written’ stuff that goes on during a negotiation, ensuring that he doesn’t get rolled by that particular and common tactic. They absolutely do not like it when they realise he’s unwilling to play their gameoes.
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Court in the Act.,the Commonwealth Electoral Act 1918 ,S328 and S329.
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Shouldn’t the prankster have a guy fawkes mask? I’m sure it can’t be legal.
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Will have to rely on Duncie’s lenience or perhaps his Duncieness.
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Dazza’s posters will soon be gone, and Clive will be the new PM after a massive backlash against the two major parties and the lunatic fringe (the other lunatic fringe, I mean – the Greens, not Palmer United). Twerking will be taught in schools and every town will have an animatronic dinosaur built and maintained by the federal government.
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Well I like his no fbt on work wine/beer lunches policy.
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Yes, the large illuminated billboard of Dazza, surrounded by myriad posters of same, in the vacant block opposite my place will soon be gone. Perhaps also the vacant block will be no more, as it’s up for sale, with the present owners/real estate agents spruiking it as a site for a potential fast food outlet (first mentioned), or tavern (note not referred to as a small bar). I do,however, hope this means that pretty soon across the road from my place there will be an establisment of Cuban inspiration of infeasibly small dimension.
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What part of the precinct are we talking Scanpan? I want somewhere (Cuban or Roma themed) walking distance from my place.
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Corner of Third Ave and Guildford Road, which may be Maylands, but could be Mt Lawley, depending where you draw the border. Being on the south side of Guildford Road I’m in Maylands, and if The West Australian newspaper refers to Maylands and particularly Eighth Avenue and Whatley Cres as being “cool” I will be thoroughly displeased. Do you hear me West Australian newspaper, that’s DISPLEASED!
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Just to clarify that’s referred to “again”. My apologies for any confusion my previous rant may have caused. By the way TLA, where is your place?
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He thinks he lives in Mt Lawley.
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(But he wants to live in Subiaco).
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So, it seems do a lot of the shop owners on Eighth Avenue in Maylands, where there’s a plethora of Darryl images and not one single Alannah. Shame Eighth Avenue, shame.
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A Darryl trailer was parked in front of the Allanah billboard on Broun Ave today #signspotters
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have you looked above the canopies? massive banners over swallow and adjacent shops. made me laugh.
galaxy poll earlier this week had alannah polling 58-42.
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Embleton golf course precinct. Gateway to Beechboro and Galleria.
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A twerking dinosaur on a monorail – then someone has my vote.
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no shit !
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twerking dinosaur is an oxymoron according to this reputable study: “Twerking may Disprove Theory of Evolution” – http://thebelltowertimes.blogspot.com.au/2013/09/twerking-may-disprove-theory-of.html
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You guys really need to go see goodoil.org
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seen it. no c&b.
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True but you should see it today, which includes these worsts:
Calling the majority of his colleagues “silver tails”
Calling judges the top of the lawyer cesspit and up there with alcohol abuse as the cause of society’s ills
Admitting hacking off his own verandah with a concrete saw in an effort to flout heritage laws
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse…
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Last year a journo told me Dackers was a genuine fucking idiot. I think the Alannah v Daz fight will be one of the few interesting stories on Sat.
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what’s his address?
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