Skink presents Belmont’s turds on sticks. There needs to be a new scale for public art. Would we be better or worse off if it wasn’t there? A scale out of ten. I say that it is even. The value of this awful crap is equal to the value of nothing being there. A zero.
Contrast with this, in Maylands, which is terrible, but which is still a positive in terms of the scale. 4 out of 10. Because it is not bland. Stupid but outrageous wins every time. And here is another zero in Mt Lawley. The environment is not enhanced or detracted by its presence. Another nothing. For a negative effect, look no further than the awful, awful Smiths. Minus 6.
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I’ve not seen this got myself, but suspect the artful photo makes it appear better than it is.
What I’d really like from today is if one of the wits could supply us with a PA rating unit of measure. Turds? Bronzes? Grants?
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Grants could work, except that the worse the PA the more grants you have to give it. I suspect in any case that some councils and other authorities may already be using such a system.
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David ‘Ding Dong’ Bell at Teh Voice has this report on Alannah, Cottesloe, and council-commissioned art: “blow out” mentioned…
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I thought he was “Jezza-Bell”. “Dog’s Bollock Pollock” has another piece on public art in there somewhere.
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More council madness, this time courtesy APILN.
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Look , look, look. The answer , as ever, is simple. A big head of Lannie McT in Stirling street. It’s art, its cheap, it’s healthy and it’s life affirming , and it’ll keep the rate of illicit sex acts down to a minimum. Technically getting the hair right will be an achievement.You can paint the head any colour you like. It won’t matter.
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$40k or $80k? Matty B may pay
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Budget buckeler?
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What’s with camouflaging the buildings?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xtbD-351ojU#t=795s
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Sorry, that was meant to go to here
http://tinyurl.com/d7nahc5
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Are they meant to be clouds? That is fucking terrible. Just awful.
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All our turds will be processed in the cloud soon.
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Parts of our turds come back to us – with other ingredients – in the SECRET CHEMTRAILS. As any fule kno.
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In lieu of real ones, I guess. I’m reminded of when my uncle’s dog first experienced rain after living for 4 years near Leonora. Poor thing freaked out and ran straight under the wheels of a passing truck.
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It also eerily resembles both in shape, form and colour, the very part of our anatomy which produces those aromatic kebabs…..Ta Da…..Ladies and Gentleman, meet your LARGE INTESTINE.
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My dear wife says they look like, um, horizontal vaginas
(or vulvas – yes dear, I get the point, the vagina is the internal bit..)
She seems to think that everything on TheWorst has to be vulgar.
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Vaginas? That’s a watched pot calling the kettle black if I every saw “one”, herr herr.
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might i just add the largest possible ‘good riddance’ to that woman
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But why am I the only person asking why Kochie can’t be taken too? A voice in the wilderness. Greenwood even.
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Je m’excuse
I am embarrassed
on behalf of my colleagues, I apologise
I also apologise to Bob Juniper for any bad thing I may have said against him just in case there really is a heaven for artists
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