The Hill

Someone apparently boasting about living in Hamilton Hill. Surely a poor man’s White Bum Valley? And the place is sending out mixed messages. Is it a quiche place, or a Beam & Cola place?the-hill

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17 Responses to The Hill

  1. Giv says:

    I’m goan THE WOOD 6024

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  2. Anonymous says:

    The Beam & Cola would be for the Lasagne. Quiche is more of a Vodka Cruiser dish.

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  3. Scanners says:

    Perhaps “The Hill” could have it’s own reality/drama show a’la The Hills? Just imagine the rivetting dialogue: “So, like he said he wanted want a Beam and Coke, and I was like, wow!” OK, so it would be on a par with The Shire.

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Out and Proud.

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  5. Arcadia says:

    The Cool Binia 6050. Uh-huh where its at! Booya

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  6. tasteonline says:

    white bum valley…I loved living there. Lived in a hundred year old blacksmith’s cottage ( WGV) was affectionately know as Gee Gee Valley because of its association with the nearby Richmond Races. Houses and streets had character as opposed to most other bland, brick blighted suburbs in Perth…which I would find intolerable. As someone who has traveled and lived all over the world, runs a successful retail business with multi million dollar plus turnover and schooled at one of Perth’s elite girls school I’m missing the socio economic connection of your inference of a poor man’s White Bum Valley???? CY O’Connor was a resident or WGV, a lovely limestone house that still stands. (waiting for the suicide gag). PS. Bought my cottage in 2000 and sold it 5 years later nearly tripling my investment…ponder that over your quiche. I wonder where you all live?

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    • Snuff says:

      Was the hundred year old blacksmith living there too, tasteonline ? I had no idea TLA had traveled and lived all over the world, nor that he runs a successful retail business with a multi million dollar plus turnover. I’m most impressed, however, that he was schooled at one of Perth’s elite girls schools. I’d like to express my personal gratitude, once again, to the girls of Iona, St Hilda’s, and PLC. Especially the boarders. I live in Pawnee, Indiana.

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    • Bill O'Slatter says:

      I live in “The Victory Park.” in bespoke apartments. It’s like Success but nearer the City. I too am glad to hear of LA’s success with private school girls, as long as it was all above board.

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    • Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

      He may not be a hundred year old blacksmith ( respect) but my blighted brick abode was once owned by Karl “Boris” Langdon. You can’t get more character than that. OK maybe Barra or Glen Jakovich.

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    • B.T. says:

      Let me guess, you lived in London until your Working Holliday Maker visa ran out. Perth and London isn’t exactly all over the world. It’s 2 places. I live in a cardboard box.

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    • vegan says:

      do tell more, i love a good boast.

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    • Bento says:

      Ivory dildo with a Juliet balcony, since you asked.

      You sound like that woman from Armadale who asked the Premier to ban a card.

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    • BSWAM says:

      I live in a 250-year-old vaguely house-shaped object in West Park, NY. Not sure if a blacksmith lived here. I guess I could check the lawn for nails.

      Hope that helps.

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    • Shazza says:

      I live in South Fremantle, for what it’s worth.

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  7. R.McDilleaux says:

    Bogan pride .

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