The Cookster makes a welcome if instagrammic return with this aspirational chalkboard from Geraldton. The first one, ostensibly from Mainy aspires to teabag his kill. Well look, why not? Others are just a signal to geraldton’s Crapness. Marry Beau Fost? The dude’s name is Beau. Does he sound like the marrying kind? Giving good life to ppl? Be Jarvis? Follow Freocookster? Talk about loosers.

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This is the analogue version of PostSecret?

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Doesn’t get any more analogue than a blackboard. Unless you include clay tablets or carved stones.

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cuneiform it gerro cunts.

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Shouldn’t that be Instagrammatic?

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“My Kill”? Bogan name misspellings have finally jumped the shark.

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View to a Teabag

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I was super impressed the chalk hadn’t been stolen…

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Maaate: your new Facebook pic is too…orange.

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It’s an iron ore makeover

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Hegneyesque?

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Do the rubbed out bits indicate that persons demise?

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Does anyone even know what this means?

I think I’ll get my ouija board and ask Mainy. And some Chinese take-away.

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My young bloke informs me it’s a term from Halo Reach where you drop your nuts into the face of someone you kill. Kids are great huh?

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Couldn’t you just wee on them like a normal person?

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Thanks.

Mainy says hi to TWOP. Loved the Basin post.

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That’s Comforting, I’m not famillar with halo.

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you have balls on your chin?

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That’s a mouthful!

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