Pussy’s pussy by Brendon T. Actually at 3 degrees, my pussy was literally frozen solid this morning. I could have done with one of these. It was a literal miracle that I got it defrosted. 
Well an awesome mum can have good boobies can’t she? By Marcia D, heading towards meth lab/banjo territory by the looks. Awesmum + I heart Mel’s Boobies.
And the second most likely Perth event after a commodore coming through light coloured brick wall, is the traffic camera take out. By Budda Lala land. Guildford Rd Garrat Rd intersection. Also known for a classic worst.
And Jack saw this in Grand Cinemas Joondalup. I didn’t know Joondalopians washed their hands. 
Worst Talk
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Sorry Outrage if I have scooped your inevitable catalogue wrap-up for tomorrow
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Ha ha ha ha ha! You funny man!
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Now he’s going to have to take the dogs for a walk and hope they find some KFC wrappers.
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Actually I thought I’d riff on that 50 Shades of Grey book: I’ve seen three people reading it on the train, so for a gerbalist that indicates a trend.
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I see no problem in combining Bento’s suggestion with your own DC. In a world where hobbies such as dogging are becoming mainstream, all things are possible.
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Apologies in advance for inviting the incursion of a certain Mullalloo resident.
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She’s already been headed off at the pass…
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We don’t wash our hands? What the hell are we supposed to do with our fishy smelling hands after we finger banged some fat mole? You’re fkn idiot.
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a mole? really?
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Taped dispensers make for easier theft.
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But only once. Not “again and again and again”. There is method in their response, maybe…
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Again and again and again, how we know the soapscape of love
and the little dispenser there, with its borrowing games,
and the inconveniently Grand abyss into which the others
fall: again and again and again we walk out together
under the ancient Cocos, lie down again and again and again
among the rurotards, face to face with a Jesters pie.
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If that’s your own translation DC, may I suggest you brush on your German a little. I’m at all sure, for instance, how you could get “Jesters pie” from der Himmel.
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As von Eschenbach wrote, NF#1:
When the sky hits you eye like a big Jester’s pie
That’s in Morley.
When the world seems to whine like you’ve had the white lines
That’s Madora.
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Is that Status Quo song?
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*brush up, not at all sure*
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