Weekend Worstoff 209

Pussy’s pussy by Brendon T. Actually at 3 degrees, my pussy was literally frozen solid this morning. I could have done with one of these. It was a literal miracle that I got it defrosted.
Well an awesome mum can have good boobies can’t she? By Marcia D, heading towards meth lab/banjo territory by the looks. Awesmum + I heart Mel’s Boobies.
And the second most likely Perth event after a commodore coming through light coloured brick wall, is the traffic camera take out. By Budda Lala land. Guildford Rd Garrat Rd intersection. Also known for a classic worst.
And Jack saw this in Grand Cinemas Joondalup. I didn’t know Joondalopians washed their hands.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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16 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 209

  1. Sorry Outrage if I have scooped your inevitable catalogue wrap-up for tomorrow

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  2. Anonymous says:

    We don’t wash our hands? What the hell are we supposed to do with our fishy smelling hands after we finger banged some fat mole? You’re fkn idiot.

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  3. Taped dispensers make for easier theft.

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  4. rottobloggo says:

    Again and again and again, how we know the soapscape of love
    and the little dispenser there, with its borrowing games,
    and the inconveniently Grand abyss into which the others
    fall: again and again and again we walk out together
    under the ancient Cocos, lie down again and again and again
    among the rurotards, face to face with a Jesters pie.

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  5. NF#1 says:

    *brush up, not at all sure*

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