At first blush, methinks claims for a Jesus return are rather undercut by the canvas of a Barina. By Paul R, Embleton. Is Jesus coming back soon, or quickly? Or both?
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heh, best in a while. I particularly like “Jesus is coming back – QUICKLY.”
Brilliant.
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If I was Jesus, I’d draw it out. be hinting for a couple f thousand years, my face occasionaly appearing on pieces of toast etc.
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I assume they are expecting the rapture to come before they have to try and resell a car that they’ve scribbled on in permanent marker.
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And if you were expecting to be sucked off the planet, maybe a sunroof?
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Once the four horseman gave you a heads up that the rapture was coming, you’d probably just pull over and step out of the car.
Just don’t get stuck behind them if you’re driving through Jarrahdale .
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Which small bar will Jesus prefer?
My money’s on 1907.
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The Classroom?
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Aviary. It’s closer.
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Pure Bar.
Or Double Lucky. (if he can change water into wine, what could he do with suggestively named cocktails?)
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Double ucky has died in thhe arse and become a Gay bar whose name I can’t recall, so probably not there.
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I dunno. From the pictorial evidence I’ve seen, he hung out with a lot of blokes in dresses.
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Not Deville’s Pad.
I understand you can get a drink at Balthazar.
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Was recently alerted to a new Irish bar on Francis street called “Cure” or “The Cure”; used to be Simon’s Seafood Restaurant or nearby. Some really awful signwriting/typography. Anyway, promising contender for Jesus preferred bar.
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OMG why so many stickers?
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yeah, wired huh?
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Like most born agains (so called because they’re worse the 2nd time round) this person is confused between the spiritual vs the physical manifestation of Jesus – is / was he the son of God or God himself? Should this person be driving an Astra(l) instead?
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Surely it should read, “He came to set the Captivas free”?
I expect Jesus would be a Holden man – you know with Brocky and all that.
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Penis graff horror probe
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Sensational pic revealed!
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Oh shit, I thought my link had a picture. sensational. She can’t handle pickle
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DFoC, surely that’s gone to APILN? Pure gold.
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And so it went, Pete, straight to the Best of APILN tag. “Like a little treat” ? That’s a whopper, Kylie.
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My my. Why hadn’t I heard of APILN before? Many thanks Pete and Snuff. Magic.
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Home of Chutney,
I slipped in the shower and fell on aRising Bollard andLanghorneHoon anger, to name only three, DFOC, and those from just March this year. There’s almost 3,000 more in the archives.LikeLike
I can’t stop giggling. From APILN: West Hull couple’s lucky escape as roof falls in during a game of Scrabble.
I must find a western suburbs pensioner who was playing Words With Friends when her tree fell on her house.
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I was stuck behind this chap in traffic in Midland the other week so I got to have a good read of his bumper/boot/rear window. He parked up next to me by JB Hifi. Somebody shouted to him “What’s with all the shit on your car?” and he replied “It’s my daughters.” Happy to drive around with this drivel on his car – but not willing to admit he really penned it.
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Daughters. Those fuckers.
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He also asserts that “Jesus is coming back – quickly!”…. I’m guessing he has a novated lease on an SS ClubSport – what with the stunning 6 speed gear box and obvious tax breaks. The Barina is just for school runs and shopping. Jesus is just one of the guys..
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Or maybe just not willing to admit he bought a Barina.
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He’s sure got a Lot on his plate.
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‘World War 3 is near’ it says
near Embleton?
not Inglewood I hope. I’m sure I would have heard something
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I don’t know where I found this t-shirt, apologies if it was from a link here. But it seems like the logical response to these claims.
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