And Save Ubuntu

V was simply going to add to the stock of dumbarse handpainted cars, seen this time in Bronte Sydney, (not a million miles away from heeled green dogshit penis man in Waverley), but imagine his chagrin when he noticed the John Hughes Titan Ford number plate surround! Not only was this person a tool, but also an expat Perthwegian tool. And surely the snow leopard falls into the set of all creatures? I forget, does the set of all sets contain itself V? I was thinking that worst cars had played itself, but maybe a little juice left eh?

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16 Responses to And Save Ubuntu

  1. NF#1 says:

    No nobler aim than saving snowy leopards,
    And why not all the other creatures too?
    Unlike those sorry braying PETA try-hards,
    Those petty picketers of petting zoos.

    So spray your Laser, take Easterly direction
    According to your cause so right and just;
    Advertisement of bestial predilections
    Concludes in spattered cosmic rainbow dust –

    That dust to which we surely all return,
    Whether prince or pauper, animal or man;
    Imagining our dull descendants learn,
    Our hopes not ending just as they began:

    Devolving into something slightly fishy;
    Yet no more perhaps than Skipper Mitsubishi.


  2. Perineum says:

    It fairness, it can’t have been easy: the Laser has done the Nullarbor trip, and the Eucla police are not known for their sympathies towards snow leopard lovers. Might account for the dent there. The bosom of inner-city Sydney, where creatures are given proper respect, must have come as a sweet relief.


    • But Bronte dwellers can hardly be happy that some Perthwegian blow-in strolls in to take the credit for saving their snow leopards? The same snow leopards that they have been advocating for for years. Next someone from Adelaide will be claiming to have stopped bile harvesting from black bears.


      • JaneZ says:

        Yr typical Bronte resident has never struck me as being particularly likely to go in for animal salvation. More Cottesloe than Fremantle. More Cottesloe than fucking Cottesloe even.

        Also, when is this blog going to stop being about wired cars?


  3. Russell Woolfe's Lovechild says:

    You can take the shitty GL Lasers out of Perth…


  4. The Legend 101 says:

    Is there even a such thing as a snow lepord?


  5. pete says:

    I’m pretty sure The Snow Leopard and All Creatures used to play at the Mount Henry on Wednesday nights.


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