JaneZ is worried that Occupy Perth is going a little too Jonestown, whereas I’m worried that they’re not going Waco enough. The First Ascension will of course suck off the rice milkers (to rapture town), while second and subsequent ascentions will lift the remaining joyful (but still resentful) soy milkers, leaving full cream milk drinkers wondering, “What happened to all those cunts? You know, the dudes with all the wellness and textured vegetable protein. They were just here a minute ago.”
Worst Talk
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
“Fix the taps” 2:50 – 2:58 FTW !
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Currently reading Michael Shermer’s The Believing Brain. I can’t believe it.
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11-11-11 has been and gone and I suspect these cunts are still here, awaiting the next comet no doubt.
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waiting for the world to change..?
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Fremantle worst:
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That is pretty bad, even allowing for the fact it’s outside an ugg boot shop.
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I wondered what ISAF 2011 was, and read through all his posts with the tag.
Thank you, SW, for pointing me in this direction. Not since my self-guided audio tour of Southport’s British Lawnmower Museum (of course, there is a big difference between a proper lawn mower and what is mistakenly called a “lawn mower” but is merely a grass cutter) have I enjoyed someone else’s slightly crazed earnest reiteration so much…
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Wonder if Freo City have been reading TWOP?
I see they are seeking pubic comment on a proposed new public artwork to celebrate women in Fremantle.
Pubic? Oops, “public”.
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Looking forward to the inevitable upskirt shots.
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And we can always take more boozies.
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Send it back to its spiritual home, AKA Perth Convention Centre.
It’s worse than the SXXXXXXXX’s
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Why is their no BoFo action? Are you saving it for a special edition worst off?
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Hard to believe that such a fine worst has garnered so few comments…
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Post-BoFo ennui.
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Didn’t realise that’s where Perth was being occupied, to be honest. Walked past the other day while some teenager was reciting Janet Jackson poems (!?) and thought nothing of it. Clearly subverting corporate hegemony left right and centre
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no rats or guy ropes?
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I thought the goths occupied Forrest Place ages ago. Or did they become the emos and moved to occupy the back of Wesley church?
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The next wierd thing to be put in the city, after that wierd captus statue that sits and looks lonely by itself.
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Occupy Batley Town Hall. For 4 hours, anyway. Sure, they gave him a new kitchen, bathroom, central heating, windows and cavity wall insulation, but it’s ineffective.
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Not sure if this is exactly what the Guardian was led to believe…
http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2011/oct/17/occupy-protests-world-list-map
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