Another wasteland by Orbea. Art? Advertising? Tree of Life? Who knows these days. Location unspecified, but the whole scene is the CHOGMification of Perth’s essence. I’m guessing Morley Drive precinct, or perhaps The Boulevard of Broken Worsts.
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
What the hell!
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Ha – take that Melbourne fucken cheese-stick.
Perth FTW!
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I love this. It’s worst and not. It’s almost art but not (where’s Mez?) Layers of complex possibilities yet so simple.
What’s a bet it’s got cock graff by now?
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Blank canvasses, or
Meaningful sign of the times?
Signifiers fail.
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A simple but elegant C. U. N. T. a letter on each.
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Eternity style.
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Do you mind not taking the piss, its a fukin dog cemetery, as they have been recently buried our furry four legged friends have no inscriptions on their headstones yet.
My dog, may she RIP, was diagnosed with acute lymphoma stage 3. Prior to this, she had been fit, and healthy swimming each day at mullaloo dog beach. The vet said me feeding her coles chicken necks caused the cancer. She just turned 5 in August. At first I thought she had tonsillitis because her lymph nodes in her neck and groin were up. By the afternoon she had total lymph involvement and I was shocked when the vet told me that this type of cancer is just so aggressive and she had very little time left, and I really wanted to make sure she did not suffer at all. She was on prednisone ( high doses ) and it has been 5 weeks since her diagnosis. I cannot believe how fast she faded. I really just want to do the right thing by her and ensure she is pain free but at the same time, I am selfishly heart broken as I didn’t want to let her go. She was drinking copious amounts of water and her appetite was good. She was getting plenty of fresh chicken to eat several times a day. But she vomited a bit and just dark coloured bile came up. I knew the end was near then, but now I would willing pay to have her dug up and stuffed so my new puppy can have a canine companion.
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* y a w n *
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a quick Google search tells me that the Valerie Woodruffe of Mullaloo sock puppet is active on dozens of blogs and talkboards, will numerous aliases, and posts the same psychosexual scatological drivel on the Herald, Mumble, Telegraph and dozens of others. Not a snigger to be had from any of it.
rather like trying to get a toy off a two-year-old, I guess the trick is to wait until he gets bored and moves on to something else.
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Or block them. Even with a range of aliases and email addresses, he/she’s only got 1 ‘joke’, so should be easy to spot by theme.
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Well I could block. You all voted against blocking in the past.
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I didn’t vote against it. I’d block half the cunts here, if it were up to me. Starting with that fucking communist.
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Blocker Bento signs
His own death warrant, and finds
The gulag beckons.
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You’re so blocked come the revolution.
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I dont know who voted against blocking trolls but sure as hell was not me. What will future cunts make of all this?
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Its easy to misalign someone as a “glove puppet” or a “wing nut” or a “troll” just because they are different and/or you don’t like what they contribute. May I suggest you do NOT read anything I may post in the future, lest it offends your delicate eyes. And Skink I would have thought you would have had better things to do with your time than to research and stalk me and my contributions to other forums across the net. So-be-it TLA if that is the way TWOP clique works on this site…
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Yes, I have to say that the TWOP clique (actually more of a star chamber) does work that way. It happens. What can I say?
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actually, no, I have nothing better to do. why else would anyone hang around here except to avoid work?
and it’s not stalking if it’s in the public domain. I assume you wish people to notice what you write, or why would you be so opinionated?
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Contribute ?
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threatening the block has delivered marginal benefit
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That could be difficult, Skink – TL101 seems to have finally found someone who plays nicely with him…
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the persona is remarkably consistent. The dead dog story is repeated. The profile would seem to suggest that Valerie is a 51 year old retired hairdresser from Mullaloo, who is bisexual (lesbian by preference), and suffers short term memory loss as a result of serious head trauma. She also suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder. As a hairdresser she used to enjoy arousing her male customers and occasionally servicing them in the back room, and may have been charged for sexual harassment as a result. She likes to annoy people on planes by farting copiously.
either it’s a remarkably imaginative and exhaustive sock puppet, or we’ve uncovered the greatest wingnut since Hoey.
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Although, the OCD of one individual may explain why the eyefuls have passed the 2.5MILLION mark now – Well Done, TLA (? I think?)
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Thanks for that Skink, but you appear to have omitted the most pertinent detail; how much she charges for a “ahem” haircut!
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Almost Rothko. Not worst.
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Almost Rothko and
Nearly Johns plus a bit of
Boulevard is Worst.
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With the addition of roman numeral edition number.
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more of Barnett Newman or Robert Ryman to my eye
Who’s Afraid of Yellow and White?
absolutely superb
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I would have said Ellsworth Kelly.
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It’s all a bit hard to do again after Rothko, although they have added a little to the genre with the sandwich board. Bit like the silent piano piece. Not really repeatable.
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Now all you need is Perth A-Listers and B-Listers rushing up to this pants down and hanging around like flies to a piece of rotten meat.
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Beautiful. I’m with RWL – suck it, cheesesticks.
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Rothko meets registered lawn. Brilliant.
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More registered lawn info to come. Watch this weed infested sandpit spot for more.
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Yirrigan Drive Mirrabooka – a treasure trove of traditional tripe trash and tragedy
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Not a million miles from Boulevard of broken worsts.
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Are you aware of this drive-through church on Mirrabooka Ave, Orbs?
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When did Google streetview Perth ? It’s Big Catch Fish and Chips and Yumee Tumee Pizzas here. Not sure which is worse.
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Yep. Thar they be.
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Almost Rothko, West Australia
Darling Ranges, sofa in Swan River
Rolly’s old there, older than Hillarys
Younger than the legend, blowing like sea breeze
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(Altogether now)
Chongs on roads, registered lawns,
arrondisse, broken dreams
cuntkinis, up the ooshta
rurotards, Chongs on roads.
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off-topic: just based on an unscientific survey of all the motorcycle outriders zooming past me with the CHOGM motorcades: but just how fucking fat are Western Australian motorcycle cops?
They are all enormous. I didn’t know you could eat doughnuts whilst riding a motorcycle.
all except one I saw, who was a woman, and the stuff of dreams.
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is CHOGM pronounced like PHLEGM
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Don’t forget the silent N.
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No. Phlegm should be pronounced like chogm. With the g.
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Where do you work? In a Horrie Miller Drive humpy?
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in a wage-slave veal-fattening pen on Gt Eastern Hwy
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Occasionally known as teh GoTE (Hwy.) Pr: Goat.
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i think they are the BACK of advertising boards in a shop carpark, not an intentional art work installation.
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What is art? Is it the meaning that was bestowed by the creator, or the joy and meaning found in it by the viewer?
Or, I don’t know about art, but I know what I like…
Where IS Mez when we need him?
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they are breeding
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Must you live so relentlessly in the real world?
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Mirrabooka vs the real world.
Possibly a tumblr account in that for someone.
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Blank both sides apparently. So trending art I reckon.
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I like how one of them is apparently portable so you can take to a non-event.
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Dont pay too much shop with us
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Thanks, TLA. These signs have been identifying 6PR souls since I was knee high to a proverbial, so it’s good to finally have the mystery made clear as mud. And here I was thinking they stood for Rashad E.Goggins</a..
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These simple and plaintive primary colours first began appearing in the Bgan Dreamtme after Godzilla, the Bgan god of minimalism, created what we now call Subiaco by standing at the intersection of the now rokeby and bagot roads and binging and purging Hawaiian with the works pizzas for seven human days.
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