Whip up some country undies

Margeryx saw this lovely store in Manjimup, inside which she took an unaccountably small but vastly worthy photo. I know Manjimup was royally fucked over by Deff Geoff Gallop, (or was it that tool Carps?) but I didn’t know things were so bad they had to sew their own undies! And at $6.95 for the pattern! What happened to Royalties for Rurotards? Surely we can kick in for some proper Chinese made jocks for these poor bastards? The red are going to be Gstrings arent they? Some poor CWA type will be sewing up arse floss for an unemployed mill workers backside. And they wonder at the high level of rural suicides. Not only do you get jocks for your birthday, but they’re home made.

Manjimup underwear

Manjimup underwear

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39 Responses to Whip up some country undies

  1. RubyRuby says:

    Explains the low number of phascogale sightings in the area over the past few decades. They’ve been trying to avoid getting the hand me downs…? I really need sleep.

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  2. Grrr says:

    It’s amazing how much the Manji Main St Mall of 2011 looks like the Murray St Mall of 1981.

    (Shoex?)

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  3. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    I have always had some difficulty with a male g-string. Although not from an owner’s perspective.

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  4. Lucky Star says:

    I guess sewing undies makes a nice change for the CWA ladies from making crochetted willy warmers. Not much to do out in Manji from what I’ve been told. Apart from smoking the green stuff, growing it, and hog-tying your girlfriends ungrateful kids up in a tree to teach them a lesson.

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  5. Grrr says:

    I keep getting drawn to this post. It really has much to offer.

    How many different ways can they spell quick?

    Sadly, there is – as far as I can see – correct apostrophe use.

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  6. NF#1 says:

    I wonder if they have patterns for these?

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  7. Rob F says:

    Doesn’t this just hark back to a time when it was cheaper to make your own stuff that pay some poor chinese peasant to do it?

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    • poor lisa says:

      That, and maybe also a time when off the shelf suggestive male undies were not available in Manji (c. 1981 judging by the hair)
      Nice one Margeryx!

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  8. orbea says:

    Manji mormon man manglers

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  9. orbea says:

    Strategic Airways ceases Perth Bali operations from 29 October, Manjimup economy set to BOOM

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  10. Sambo man says:

    My brother got caught shoplifting from here back in the day cant say it has changed one bit in 10 plus years. Still selling the same tat

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  11. margeryx says:

    Sorry the picture was so small TLA – although I understand that it would be technically possible for me to send it straight to you from my new super high tech Samsung phone, I was forced by my lack of IT skills to get it from my phone to my laptop to my email to you with no small amount of difficulty.

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  12. Cybill says:

    I’d say its a portrait vs landscape problem. Samsung clearly doesn’t like portrait or its trying to censor the jocks.

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  13. The Legend 101 says:

    I think they rename it to a clothes store.

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  14. Leesa Weesa says:

    Urgh, my hometown.

    I was accused of shoplifting butterfly hair clips and was thrown out – I twasn’t, I swear!

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