I love how this is both understated and ridiculously stupid at the same time. Takes a fine touch to acheive that. I think I have taken a shot of this place myself in the past. By James N. who throws in a fake coconut/cocos down the road to sweeten the deal. Applecross.
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The Worst of Perth 
Tomb of the Suburban Warrior.
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You need to be able to grow agapanthas in their heads.
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Ah, the Perth aesthetic, how I miss it. Of course it’s Applecross …
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I know nothing like that would ever be seen in Guildford, capwatch…
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What’s the deal with the pub with no roof these days?
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About to be transformed into a replica of Cardiff Castle, selling hipster vegetables.
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Ahh, I may have to nip down for half a kilo of plantains.
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Having been to Castle Coch I am highly supportive of this.
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Whoops wrong castle. I mean the Cardiff one. Been there too.
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*Castell* Coch. I know the statute of limitations for anal nitpicks has long expired, but whatevs. And, we should only be so lucky. The Albany Bell Castle is likely the closest we’ll ever get (Is that a Worst, btw? At least it’s not the Red Castle.)
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Topless bar ?
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The Guildford Heritage Nazis are responsible for the double bedsheet boom in the eastern suburbs.
Ignatius J Reilly lives on
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It’s a topless bar.
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The punters love a maximum alfresco area.
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I do hope it’s neon. Lovely worst. It only reminds me a little of this, but enough.
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probably a mobile phone tower.
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My ex-boss has one of those plastic palms. Coming down the driveway and saying “gee that’s a tacky piece of shit, huh” to the person I was working with, while the car window was down and the boss was behind the wall watering his petunias turned out to be a bad idea.
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never heard it called ‘watering his petunias’ before
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Kwinarnia dialect.
They do things differently there.
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Shaking hands with the wife’s best friend? Unbutton the mutton?
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I sometimes wonder which generation you grew up with.
Then I remember that this is Perth. It’s only just made it to 1986 by the rest of the country’s standards…
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Did that used to be a Pizza Hut?
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and in today’s Darch news:
bikie shoots at a house and misses:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/newshome/10253102/police-probe-northern-suburbs-bikie-shooting/
notable for repeat use of the word ‘stymied’ by the police, sure a first. I see Karlo’s ‘increase your wordpower’ memos are having an effect.
I offer a challenge to the WA police: use the words ‘flummox’, ‘snafu’ and ‘darch’ in the same sentence.
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Is that REALLY a challenge, though, skink? They seem to go together so well…
If the word “vibrant” was also shoehorned in, now…?
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Dude, Crab Town is where the real action was.
“He said the first assault was at 9.40pm on Sunday, when Mr Forsey told the manager to “go get f___d … don’t you know who I am?” before twice striking the manager on the arm.
He allegedly then went to a car where he produced a screwdriver and said “I’m going to kill you c__t”, an action which was witnessed by 18 members of the public.”
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/man-banned-from-ministers-office-after-running-amok-20110914-1k8y1.html
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Duress alarms a-go-go in that electorate office.
Wow what a stupid prick, and where does he work?
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Great article, TLA. Glorious detail.
And they said the manufacturing industry in Australia was finished. Here’s a man who can produce a screwdriver in a car !
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Media Monitors summary: 4pm 14th Sept 2011
“Promoting Royalties for Regions criticised:
It’s been revealed the St Govt has spent more than $100,000 this year on promotional items including key rings, lip balm and temporary tattoos to advertise the RforR prog; the Oppn regional development spks, Mark McGowan, says the Nats leader should admit he’s wasting public money. ”
Who has a temporary rurotard tatt?
Wazzit look like?
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Well I certainly want one!
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rurotard until you have a wash
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With nice moisturised lips.
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Dream up some
DFOCproofdodgy comp, TLA. I need to win one of those keyrings.LikeLike
WHAT THE HELL.
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what do the tatts say?
‘I sleep with my sister and I VOTE.’
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Is that a squirell or a little fluff Dog stuck up in tree?, If you think that statue is bad you shall go to Mirrabooka every house has a Giant Massive Sculpture of Zen,Bhudda or other Religous candels depending on there nationally, Personally I think it looks stupid and cant understand why they need everyone to see it.
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do you really worry about OTHER people looking stupid?
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Why don’t you take a fucken photo of a sculpture of “Giant Massive Sculpture of Zen” and submit it to TWOP?
An amazing effort if you can do it.
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Yeah why dont you do that Orbea because I dont know the adress of this crazy TWOP thing?
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Laugh all you want but there hasn’t been one single attack by the Mongols since the statues were put there.
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You haven’t been to South of Perth Yacht Club then?
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I went past this house in the car yesterday, It looks just like that but the Baloons had been taken out of the tree.
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