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Savage Bliss once again graces these pages. I lke that someone has spent so much time in the toilet to make these changes. By Meccano, Sydney. They missed “Mum Stimulation,” though.
NF#1 took exception to the various fonts and other ineptitudes from this sign at Warwick Cinema.
And also took exception to this Honda Jizz. Had you not had you coffee that day NF#1?
And Country Bandit took this Augusta dolphy and teapot combo.
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I’d’ve scratched “mum simulation”.
Some lovely blues on both the knob and cruise a dolphin’s arse pics.
I wonder what bothered NF about the Warwick sign so much. Was it the thankyou?
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Yes NF#1 was this the gold I hadn’t put up, or did you mean something else?
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That 3 looks out of place.
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(Yippee!)
(NO OFFENCE.)
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knob entry excellent.
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That’s what she said.
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Funny Number Plate, It made my day!
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If you don’t like it just ring Gavin. The other question is whether he should convert completely to pictograms. Uncanny Jizz or Ax-ulation. Dolphins not your cup of tea ?
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Country Bandit for the win, but I’m surprised no one seems to “get” either the Jizz or the sign. Maybe the latter is more of a personal worst – I seem to remember they were fixing that fucking escalator when I lived down that way five years ago.
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‘Yippee’ in Fiesta – terrible
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I like the fact that hail damaged cars are going to be a part of Perth history. I kind of wish that there were still heaps of those cellulited cars around.
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There are. Saw one today.
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Yes I see plenty around. Lazy bastards.
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They could be ball peeners who got found out..
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As far as hammers go, I was born a ball peen man…
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David Peace ruined the ball peen for me. I’m all about the claw now.
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22/3/2010 – Never Forget.
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The same day I passed the REIWA property manager course. Good times eh? By the way, I breach you! I breah you back to the fucking stone age!
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Non pasaran?
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Four days after Colin Little was apprehended in Swanbourne…
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The teapot is especially shit.
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Was it just me or did anyone else think the daubs of red paint on “Eco river cruises” and on the harpoon pointing at Flipper look sinisterly like blood?
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Part of the Augusta “free-range tuna” industry heritage?
Could be a “swim with dolphins while menstruating” celebration, those charming Augusta hippies, who knows what hi-jinks they’ll get up to next
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I insist on stopping at the crafters croft whenever in Augusta, much to my family’s disgust. They have a fantastic range of hand knitted tea cosies in football colours and the like. I am sure the eventual recipients of my purchases are always enchanted. Always.
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Me too JaneZ.
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“Apologies for our mess!” appears to refer to the sign.
I am mistrustful of dolphins who stare at me with the eyes of King Tut.
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Apologies for our mess!” appears to refer to the sign.
Fuckin’ exactly.
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…what, not to their “mess”? Giggle giggle, (schoolboy-type)-type “snuffaw”. “Mess”!!! Get it!!????!?
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Is this some kinda reverse snobbery dessert reference?
*confused*
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Nice, a grafitti-ist who could work as a sign-writer (that’s a good hand), a D.I.Y. sign-writer who couldn’t be taken seriously as a grafitti-ist (but nevertheless touches a sentimental heart); bookending someone who evidently lost their retirement funds invested with a company, the name of which ought to have been a fair warning.
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