I hadn’t understood how erotic the world of straighteners was. Erotic in a Dr. Who way. And the mannequins with boozies are like “Whoa, if I had flange, I would still totally not wear that jacket.” Northbridge. And happy birthday to Ljuke today. He’d officially been an an “OC” for a minute when this post went up.
Is she…dogging?
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Mysterious ad
Mysterious inclusion
Happy birthday Ljuke!
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After being introduced into the world of dogging I can only describe the link on straighteners as a profound disappointment. I was expecting something involving a couple of housebricks. My God what have I become?
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This sick city.
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Alsatian
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That is a bizarre ad. Is the background just stock image? Its not that other worst London Court is it? The potential human is strangely shaped, or are all straight haired gels like that?
Happy Birthday Ljuke!
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The lead zombie definitely has a bulbous head.
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Neoteny, it’s called.
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I assumed it was in France, but London Court is near enough I suppose.
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not london court, but definitely similar.
hair straighteners are the devil’s work. well, they certainly smell like it when they are fired up. i still have a moment of panic when i smell singeing from young ms vegan’s room in the morning.
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ms shazza almost burnt our pace down with one too vegan. Surely the work of satan.
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perhaps we could build them a concrete bunker where they can ply their satanic skills.
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Thanks for the wishes. I’m happy to be living my life on Cloud 30.
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I don’t get hair straighteners. Was there an epidemic of curly hair that I missed? or is it yet another way for capitalism to get women to spend money on their looks that they should be spending on… I dunno … Doc Martens or Andrea Dworkin books .
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You don’t get the success of commercial enterprises that spend heaps of moolah on advertising and faux journalism to convince women, especially the younger ones, that they are terribly flawed by nature, and will only be accepted in the general community if they spend a small fortune on useless and frequently dodgy products and cosmetic procedures.
Get onto i-view and look at the ABC series from the UK: “The beauty and the Beast”.
They have so successfully “sown the seeds of dissatisfaction” that we believe that the world will fall about our ears if we give hyper consumption the flick.
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I think I missed the epidemic too poor lisa. I’ll stick with my kinky hair and Doc Martens anyday.
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Stranger still.
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Snuff-san – how on Earth do you do it?!
Should that instead be Snuff-Sensai?!
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Thanks snuff. I’d almost forgotten.
That c.1996 design … is it meta… or is it c.1996.
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Always a pleasure, RR and pl. Although I’m somewhat restricted operating from the lobby of my favourite hotel, I try to draw inspiration from holidaying in Japan’s dodgiest neighbourhood.
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Snuff, I love Japan & the Japanesers but ‘designated yakuza groups’ in Nishinari. Really? It wouldn’t happen in Vic Park. Did they have to apply to the local She-Ra?
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And in breaking news, Maylands has vibrancy injection with two bodies found on 10th Avenue. Subi won’t be able to match that Ooshta.
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yes, the ooshta of a suspected murderer using the train to midland as a getaway vehicle.
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If only it could have been a tram. Or trolleybus.
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that would have had a certain element of style. the train is perfect i think.
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I’d love to see a monorail getaway.
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You are a total spork, Snuff.
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One of your students came in and called you “Mr.” Cohen. How we laughed.
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I trust the interruption to your dancing discussion was not too lengthy…
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We don’t know what your dance joke is about.
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LA are you certain it’s not an injoke shared by all of us except your Quincylovin self?.
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Ah yes, the ol’ dance joke. Quite right. Ho ho.
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possibly.
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I’m on a constant quest to tame my unruly locks. Germaine, I’m sorry.
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You know it makes sense, shaz.
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do they rent out Max Kay’s hairpiece?
I’d like to hire Rick Arden’s barnet, just for the weekend
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Patti’s mirkin?
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Thats Gross, I bet people want to buy those hanbags and look like that, Its just ridiculous as a Barbie with A Leather Jacket, Bogans will want to get it for there kids.
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Oh fuck off will you.
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FINE!
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Buy those hornbags you mean?
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The only way he’d get close to them (NO OFFENCE).
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No i ment id get lost!
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Do you promise?
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