Live Poets and Cosplay. We’re taking it up a notch! By Meccano, Melbourne. 
AndNatalia Fan#1 was sent pics of toilet doors in The (Teh) Hague. Perhaps Slobodan himself used one of them. 
If you still haven’t had your fill of dumbarse numberplates since we have kinda left them behind, then there’s a tumblr of them here.
Hell by Joel T, Walter Rd Beford.
And Stu shows how not to mix perspex and metal on The Barrio, North Perth.
And Bento has several issues with ASK on Teh Arrondissement, including but not limited to…
* Hairdresser using hilarious play on ‘shear’
* The risible bogan ‘K’ for ‘klass’
* The tortured tautology of ‘absolute’ and ‘shear’, simply in order to create a lame acronym
* Amateur signwriting
* Arrondissement location
* xxxxxx xx xxxxx next door. 
The Worst of Perth 
Real shame about the beautiful old home being bastardised like that. The heritage police would go perspex on your arse if you tried that in Freo.
As for hair salon….I reckon someones feelings are about to be terribly hurt by this. My guess is the creator thought it a stroke of brilliance. A cutting edge name. And will accuse us of splitting hairs.
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For all those people who wish Perth was more like Melbourne – be careful what you wish for. A timely warning Meccano.
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Yeah we want Perth to be like Melbourne. Needles on the ground, hookers in the street. Melbourne is the most filthy place in Australia and i have been almost everywhere.
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Breaking news. Tim Winton just seen buying fish at SeaLanes…wearing shoes.
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Photo?
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No. You can’t hassle a dude while he’s choosing his prawns. But was second hand info.
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It’s become a reflex now so:
Endangered species I bet. Or: the price of fish these days etc. Or: why was he in Sealanes instead of standing at the end of a jetty, his lithe toes gripping the salt-crusted boards while a salty westerly lashed at his salt-crusted pony tail and his rod bent with the weight of a feisty…I don’t know enough about fishing to write this bit. etc.
It’s funny how I’ve often unconsciously noted 2 of these worsts ASK and the fence, but never been alert enough to do anything about them. ASK is a no brainer.
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There’s Klassy Cuts just down the road.
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Isn’t it time for an interactive map or even a walking tour? There is so much in this region. Marilyn and James Dean, Dennis Lillee, the “it puts the lotion on its skin” computer shop, chopstix, IGA noticeboard. I’m sure there are more I havent thought of. Notice they’re mostly on the west side of the road, why’s that?
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there was a shop near ask which advertised in its windows, amongst many other things in a very large font, ‘pearl necklaces’. it always seemed so wrong.
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Premises next door may still offer such a
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The photo ad for the salon “A Cut Above” with a haircut that no one in their right (or wrong) mind would wear. Only visible on t your righjt hand side heading towards Perth.
Oh.. and Henk.
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I was born a Blow man etc
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Exactly! the western side.
Henk… I had forgotten the name but rememberd the dungeonmeister style…
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…….feisty girl from Fremantle.
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…suggested finish to PL’s wintoning. Placement very poor.
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Really, Where abouts?
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The servo pic is superb: I’m waiting for John Rambo to shoot it up.
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And very appropriate if you’ve ever had to wait in the queue for the bowser when they’re the cheapest in town. The question is, was Satan himself serving at the counter? Or just the usual Indian staff these places usually have?
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I’m sure it gets shot up in often enough
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yeah but whats the suburb called and alway whos John Rambo?
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Like me, TL101, he can eat things that make a billy goat puke.
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Yeah, Anyway what did he eat this time?
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Speaking of Rambo, knocking shops, establishments de beaute and the general Arondissement locality, is Stallone’s *ahem* “hair and beauty studio” still down on Stirling St?
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it looks closed, but i think the premises next door are still doing business.
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Those homunculi on the toilet doors, they appear to be signing “I Love You” , and is that a bullethole or a peephole in the middle of the C of DICKS ?
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What’s the deal with the pixels and the X-ing for ASK?
Oh, mea culpa. I was in town this week as the $1 million cactus was being installed, but once again I was without a camera. It’s probably too obvious a worst anyway. Although, part of me wonders: what if we left well enough alone. What if the Perth Train Station still had its monument in limestone to usher visiting dignitaries into the city’s vibrant heart? Would Perth have needed to fine something worse for CHOGM? I suspect yes, but maybe not. Maybe the answer is at the bottom of this bottle of Howling Wolf? Maybe.
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Have spent many hours perusing the shelves of that terrific Melbourne bookshop – specializes in poetry, good fiction and philosophy sections, can’t even remember what it’s called right now. It’s in the immediate vicinity of some kool clothing shops, which may explain the cosplay material, not that that’s any excuse. And speaking of both shittily monikered Perth hair salons and philosophy, would someone please stop and get some shots of the surely Worst-worthy Philosophy of Hair and Beauty on Stirling Hwy, Cottesloe – I’m always running late for something when traversing that particular stretch.
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should have snapped the consultant hairdressers on rokeby road before they closed.
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We consult your hair, only to cut it the way we want?
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yes.
or they cut only consultants.
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Do you mean this one vegan?
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I know you often don’t click on the external links TLA, but I highly recommend these – an utter abomination of desolation of advert concept and graphic design.
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i don’t think it’s the same, but i do like it.
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Oh my god a Derridarian haircut. Shudder.
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More like they tend to flowing Lockes. In the most Satre-torial manner. That’s ass-Huming it is a hair salon. But that Saussurely Kant be the case. Or just putting Descartes before the horse. Kill me.
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I’m aFreud I’m just too Jung to understand.
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Love your brain. I thought you had me with Linear B but now I’m gone for all money.
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Thought that might Russell up a bit of support JL, but really I’m just an Aquinass. In any case, I can’t imagine that Mr Owl Feather Mask approves.
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