The Taj Mahal is made in China. Yes,
I am knowing I look like Steve Carrel.
As well as my souvenirs costing less,
It is a difference point when I sell.
How it changes colour, please to admire,
When the refinery makes some mistakes.
Snow dome mausoleum’s morning fire,
Turn the Ixus flashes into snowflakes.
Please to jostle past the Diana bench,
A Grand Forks lady died here yesterday.
Taking more photos distracts from the stench.
Next year will you be ticking Pompeii?
Postcards? Hashish? Lego? Mind the dead dog,
G’day mate, and clear your mind of the fog.
The Worst of Perth 
The Taj Mahel was not made in China, Its made In India this is a real outrage!
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I love the poem, good use of IRONY.
May I ask who is in the last picture? That isn’t you is it rottobloggo?
Nice hat anyway :)
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C’est moi!
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Same hat you wore to Arrondissefest 2010, I note. Not a fish in sight there, either.
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In English Please?
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Dont Worry, I put in google translate anyway your joking right Rottobloggo about it being you.
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In English Please?
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(NO OFFENCE.) (LAUGHS.)
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SHUT UP ROTTOBLOGGO WE WHERE ALL FINE UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG AND ETC ETC ETC I THINK YOUR ACTUALLY DAVID COHEN AND WHERE IS HE ANYWAY HE HASNT BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE ETC ETC.
(NO OFFENCE)
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Scathing piece in Sunday Crimes today. Rotto is Just a Rip-off says Tony Barrass. “Rotto that wonderful Soviet style holiday gulag..”
Apparently it’s too pricey for the average Perth family these days. I say good, that’s what Bali is for.
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when you Google Tony Barrass, first you get a TWOP entry about his appalling prose fiction, then you get a piece on Media Watch about him pasting urban myths into his column, then you get this magnificent quote about his time in jail for contempt:
“I was bigger than Nelson Mandela when I came out and it was good for my career. I found that after that, I had really established myself as a reporter that people could trust.”
which I guess is why he’s now stringing second-rate columns for the Slimes
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getting arrested hasnt really driven his ooshta has it?
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Yeah I wondering that to Bento where the hell is David Cohen?
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Who cares? He’s a looser anyway. Good riddance. (NO OFFENCE.)
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Stop with the No Offence please and also he was not a loser if you didnt notice so take credit or admit it that your him?
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here’s a hint for rainy day activities: check out the avatar pics of rottobloggo and david cohen. maybe click on the rottobloggo link.
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Or just stop being a tedious cunt.
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tedious loser
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Go Away Bento and that joke is not funny anymore Rottobloggo,Sorry
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Oh FFS please give it away, you tedious cunt
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EXCUSE ME!
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you’re excused. You can leave now.
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Good
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Scansion appalling, and no caesura. Hmmph.
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This is India, so the caesura was not working.
But you’re right re the scansion: what drongo tries to rhyme mistakes and snowflakes?
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A bad poet? (another tautology)
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