I stayed at the Intercontinental Hotel in Dalian, northern China.They had a pillow menu, if you weren’t satisfied with the one you had. The bathroom had these crystal birds, which I assumed were to dry your undies on.
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which one did you choose? feng shui up the ooshta
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Trout Almondine with a cheese and onion bolster.
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Was going for “not worst” on pillows, but then saw the “medical” properties of jade being heralded. And the red mist descended…
Nice swans, though. Did you bring them home?
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The toilet wall was also nicely mosaic-ed.
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Fantastic. They have a pillow menu and the Australian tourism industry wonders why it’s in the doldrums.
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Nothing to do with the tyranny of distance PL ?
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Before my eyes focused properly on your comment, Bill, I thought you had said something about the “tyranny of dinosaurs”. Most disappointing.
In other news, I have just come up with a really cool band name.
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In Other News? Cool moniker.
I saw Shitbird on Sat night – terrible name, but actually quite good, in a Birthday Party jamming ZZ Top songs kinda way.
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pillow menu?
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It brings to mind a Hoodoo Gurus tribute band somehow.
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Sure but lack of pillow menus compounds the effect.
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Yeah, it’s not helping. It’s the pillow that broke the camel’s back.
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Puts a whole new meaning on the phrase “pillow-biter”
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bench-BODY daks?
Did you borrow those from Bento?
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Bench-Body?
park bench? for the metrosexual derro ?
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dalliance in Dalian?
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Cheaper to buy new ones than get hotel laundry to wash. Are they a controversial brand? Never heard of the brand before.
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Goodness…
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I wear only irony-laden Y-fronts. Always a risky proposition to photograph.
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Ironic genitals. If your Willie shows ennui…
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… and getting caught in the rain
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this story deserves some Twop comment:
Iraqi refugee would rather return home to a war zone than live in Perth:
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/an-iraqi-warzone-was-nothing-to-life-in-perth-20110608-1fsud.html
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I also thought the front page photo of plane that later crashed a waste of time. “Widow shows photo” is front page material?
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or the Sunday Times front page:
Troy Buswell’s wife breaks her silence to say: ‘I’m not going to talk about my marriage.’
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Troy left Margaret for Adele Carles.
Alcohol has a lot to answer for
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Right on TLA. I love the Mexican & South American newspapers that rejoice in some muertos but that was just stupid & bizarre. Should have been in the business pages – someone may have realized that a mine, train line & export facilities aren’t going to make themselves over those mountains before 2013.
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Wow you can choose your own pillow, Awsome
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The crystal swans look far too much like something my Nanna would have had in her house. Not something I’d expect to see in a hotel. She probably would have had them in the bathroom too, along with the old toilet roll dolly and a fern.
Thanks for sharing your undies with everyone TLA. Hope they were clean ones you chose to photograph!
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If it was cheaper to buy new undies than have them washed, why did you need to hang them to dry?
Unless …
Quick, someone pass me a scrubbing brush & soap for my mind’s-eye.
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That’s a demo of what you would do.
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