James N. saw this magic bus. Perhaps most disturbing is the I heart Wales sticker. I agree with the van for mandatory castration of the Dutch though.
And where the van leaves off, this Freo meter box as seen by Rubyruby carries on the fight.
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The Worst of Perth 
Dude. More Viz references – is that Millie Tant’s van or what?
I’m glad to see that even a Goddess in Training subscribes to the Fuck off we’re Full (of racists) school, and yet wants to quote Nelson Mandela and for some reason commemorate Truganini and their love of cats… Amazing work. Really like the upside-down flag to the left of the number plate. Thank you, James N!
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Yet again freo is the place for stupid cars and vans.
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Freo is not the only place for stupid vans.
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Dude , it’s stupid van central.
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I’m still waiting for TLA to post the van pics I sent 18 months ago from South Freo. These parts definately full to the brim with crappy old vans.
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Why you no send me? And why no WW yet? It’s an outrage!
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Yes I should have DFOC. I dont even know where it is now.
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Oh. You are? I really need an intern to trawl the queue.
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whose parts? your parts? full of vans? up to the brim you say? old vans de parts avec merde? maybe they didn’t tick TLA’s fluctuating discrimination, maybe they got lost, for shame
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What the hell! your link is a Van Tony so why did you post it?
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Your syntax and phrasing are eerily reminscent of my 9-year-old’s friend who’s a recent arrival from Shanghai. He starts most sentences with an explosive What the hell!
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Seriously, Thats so stupid, why?
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No srsly ur stoopid.
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Shut up TLA102 your the stupid one here your mean and annoying and also you cant even spell correctly.
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MUM?
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Ray Condor.
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Go Away and Shut Up I AM LEGEND and also im not Ray Condor infact i have a feeling that TLA102 is Conen O Brien.
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Ry Cooder
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he wants us to respect Australian culture and tradition, and yet supports Liverpool Football Club
‘we will not accept your culture’, but we’ll barrack for your soccer clubs.
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He you think? Not she?
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we need a pic of the nurries or flange on that van
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yes, of course, you’re right. Silly me.
the ‘I love cats’ sticker should have been the giveway.
and the mention of ‘sisters’ and ‘castration’, and the vase of flowers wired to the bull bar
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Yeah dudes don’t usually call for compulsory castration, but I admit the van is sending out mixed messages. unlike the meterbox which is unambiguously saying “Dickhead lives here.”
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Dudes go this far though
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Especially if there are Tibetan prayer flags on the verandah
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Whenever I have seen this van it has always been driven by what appeared to be a male.
(Or perhaps someone on the cross-dresser/transgender/intersex spectrum — not mine to judge but the stickers don’t seem to hint at that).
It did used to promote a website, but it either has a Ganger, or it has since been covered up.
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Gerry has a new van?
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Is is possible this is irony of some sort? In that case not Worst. Though I am disappointed to see no mention of Syria.
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Castrate Syrians?
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How has that van not been featured before? If it has it has been considerably updated.
He (I am sure it is?) drives as well as Flag Lady makes cogent arguments on the subjects of nationality and patriotism.
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I beg your pardon: her full name is Mad Australian Flag Lady.
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Isn’t it illegal to have material obstructing your vision through the back when driving?
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hell no.
driving home from the south coast after the Easter hols, stuck behind the inevitable convoy of caravans and boats, we whiled away the time with the kids by counting how many caravan drivers had extended mirrors or periscopes that would have enabled them to see the long tailback of traffic behind them, seen drivers mouthing the word ‘cunt’ at them, or doing the hand-wanking gesture out of the window.
our survey said: one-in-three caravan drivers have no rear vision
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…….and a hell of a lot have no vision at all when it comes to sharing the road: In about the same proportions as everyday car drivers, truck drivers and cyclists – motor and push-pedal.
No, it is not a legal requirement to be able to see through the rear of the vehicle if the vehicle is equipped with adequate mirrors to both sides of the driver.
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“adequate”
read skink’s post again rolly
what use are adequate mirrors if the ancient incontinent cunt driving the jayco-towing-sunbird cant focus on the mirror let alone the image in the mirror, see the huge tailback the mypic dipshit has caused and refuses to act on it because the smug self-important twat is a self-fucken funded retiree “Oi avoided taxes in the seventies and oi’ll drive at whatever speed oi loike”
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I have always assumed the whole “being a total cunt” thing was the main attraction of dragging around a Baravan. Can’t see what other value it would have apart from making other people angry.Isn’t that why they do it?
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Maddington want their t-shirt back
http://caravansolarpanel.org/caravan-club-a-hotbed-for-swingers/
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Read what I said, once more, Dear Angry Roaduser (orbea).
Te bit about the mirrors referred to the multi-stickered panel van.
The preceding bit about “no vision at all ” was directed at the caravaners as well as the dumb shits who believe that everyone who doesn’t want to use the streets in the same metaphorically myopic way as themselves, is somehow deliberately trying to intimidate them.
A few sessions on anger management might help reduce your self inflicted angst and concomitant deleterious effects on your blood pressure.
Baravans Rule! OK?!!
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Thanks for your concern Rollypoly – resting blood pressure 118/75, resting heart rate 43bpm, fasting glucose 4.1, cholesterol LDL and HDL, PSA all good. Angst scores didnt register. How do I pay for your unbidden services?
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You forgot to mention the IQ of 67.
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….and the hypochondria.
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how do I pay a self qualified hypochondriac rollypoly medico swinging caravanner who has an IQ of 67?
glass beads up the shitter?
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I feel sorry for whatever it was that sounded different.
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‘John Butler with a plastic bag over his head’ sounds different
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WTF ? “Irish Catholics out of West Papua”
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Too right. They rock up with their bloody transubstantiation, wearing Bono t-shirts and dancing about like they own the place – but they don’t move their arms when they dance, the bastards. Then the drinking starts. They claim it’s just blood they’re drinking but a couple of cups of the stuff and they’re staggering around, shouting abuse at the English and picking fights over who looked better bald – Sinead O’Connor or the chick from the Cranberries. They’re a menace.
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I thought it said “Irish Catholics out of West Perth”.
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Dude, that’s sooo 1911, this is 2011, wake up!
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The Freo Dockers. Now there is a truly hopeless cause.
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Got these quotes via referrers from Dockers website.
“the worst of perth and dockerland are the only reasons Perth keeps making it into the most livable city top ten.”
and
He( Winton) said very clearly to Hutcho that the ‘problem’ with Freo at the mo is tha…
I think Tim has been slagging off the Dockers somewhere.
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personally, i like the i heart power sticker.
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Just below the window, doess that say ‘Thank a Lesbian for your freedom’?
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Only the ADF ones I think.
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Does the bumper really say no farmers no farmers daughters?
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That is possibly my trending fave this hour.
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LA just some positive reinforcement. The tweets are fucking brilliant, I’m especially loving bintang, chinese carrots and browneye stats. Why is the ponderously unfunny Chris Lilley famous and on tv and you’re not.
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Drive, ambition, and workaholicness are the main requirements, even ahead of being funny. I am sans these qualities.Comic sans.
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You make a fine mojito, though.
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Mmm. Mojito…
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And yet, sometimes I can’t be fucked crushing mint leaves and just make a daiquiri instead. Graham Kennedy would never have done that.
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Thanks, fellers. Being quite the susceptible and suggestable type, thinking of this conversation I enjoyed a sunset strawberry mojito at the Mullaloo Beach Hotel tonight. Aaaah.
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Strawberry? No. Straight only.
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For god’s sake. This sick city.
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*cowers*
But, fellers, I was just trying to be all sophisticated and try something new-ish? I mean, I had a cousin visiting from Melbourne with me. I was trying to impress.
Did I try too hard?
*takes long hard look at self*
I will learn from this, and keep to the path of pure mojito righteousness in future.
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A bit late to arrive, but is this where we can discuss Lilley’s jumping of the shark?
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If Dennis, then here at Lilley’s Lair. If Chris, I haven’t seen latest series yet.
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don’t waste your time.
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Really? Was it bad? I would have expected it to be really good.
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crossed that line between funny and just a load of swearing. having really enjoyed we could be heroes i was very disappointed.
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Agreed, deeply weak, lame and unfunny, very disappointing.
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The Little Britain Airport show is also truly terrible.
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This van is obviously full of multicultural schizophrenic activists who have just been down south for the magic mushroom season… be afraid.
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And yet it’s only holding one person in body. Be VERY afraid.
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I saw that van on the road (on the Arondissement) and was bemused. Asserting the position that Indonesians should leave Western Papua is comprehensible. Irish Catholics ? There may be a presence of Catholic clergy there, and amidst declining numbers (and an aging population) of ordained priests, Ireland is one of those places which still has well-attended seminaries. Graduates redress the shortfalls of parish clergy elsewhere in the world.
But does the Netherlands have any continuing involvement with Western Papua ?
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Not with testicles intact if I have my way.
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