Yes I’m back. Did you miss me? I had a lovely ride back from the airport last night. Firstly the air was clean, the sky clear and even some stars visible. First time seen anything but brown haze for two weeks. Secondly, the only words the taxi driver said on the trip were “Fucking Pigs!” as we passed a speed trap. The exact words I assume Editor Deefock has exclaimed on numerous occcasions lately.
All these I found to be welcome home pictures. Now this first from Natalie W has no, well, anything, but for an unknown reason it gladdened my heart to be welcomed home by a picture of half a toasted sandwich and a can of drink discarded in Kenwick. And where else could such a valueless nothing photo be posted? A content-less ennui generator.
And another picture from Orbea to remind me that I’m really home. Maylands.
And taking a break from the massed scooters of Saigon, I’m welcomed home by a plonker in a stupid monster car from Kylie.
And to just keep me in touch with my Asian experience, a nice Melbourne worst from Solari. 
Worst well. Glad to be back.
The Worst of Perth 
Monster car drivers don’t need bumper stickers when the car yells Fuckwit all by itself.
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All the taxi’s drivers in Perth dont speak English true fact and also cant tell where Morley Drive is BTW!.
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They’re all terrorists?
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stop faking that your me and thats a bit racist but they are Afghan you know if i spelt it right.
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yes, you spelt it right, but i think you got the demographic wrong.
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The goat-herd returns
No room here for “double cock”
Wicked witch is dead
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Welcome back. Nice selection first up. For some reason a satellite photo of cock & balls is way funnier.
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I bet the chairs in ‘Nam at least have backs on them. Building an entire wall for said purpose seems like an awful bother.
And I think we need BSwaM’s confirmation that’s NY style for ordering a double on the rocks.
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Chairs in Nam all of the cheapest possible plastic.
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I remember a simpler time when a passing astronaut would think of Perth as the City of Lights…
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What a shame we couldn’t remind John Glenn of the finer things in life.
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That was Perth and Rockingham…
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Where else indeed? Hilarious sandwich
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If that was Swanbourne it’d be an onion bagel.
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illicit night sex
and we can make sandwiches
kenwick train station
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autism association quiz night, winning table 63/70
fellow on the table knew every PM of OZ down to the month of their tenure,
scary general knowledge
we won booze for third – yay
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Hey Orbs.
I just wonder whether you have sufficiently abused TLA for this…
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I didnt see Andrew there, were you?
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You trawled back four years to find a suitable bon mot?
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Maybe WAtching is using the post on November 1 2007 as precedent for identifying ‘fat chicks’ as in Beechboro and White by DFOC.
I dont think I’ve seen that pic before.
Thanks for pointing it out.
Is that how you’ve spent the last week?
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Welcome back TLA. Hope it was a good trip. Nice return, with the disembodied cocks and monster truck. The seats with the deserted sandwich is a good start. A stark and simple worst.
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Does that mean a giant willy and balls were killed in Maylands? Should one of us ask the police forensic squad?
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maylands – sex change central? stay away from the sausages
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In a sad news Peter Harries’ portrait didn’t win the Archibald.
http://watvhistory.com/2011/04/2011-archibald-prize/
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Perhaps not the greatest of paintings, Bill, but an exemplary comment on narcissism.
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“Dr Peter Harries is not only a television historian and a man of letters, but was also a producer/presenter at STW Channel 9 Perth of daily wholesome Children’s Television Programs before venturing into owning nightclubs and restaurants.”
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Wow, a true TWOP candidate on so many levels.
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You know I reckon this is a great painting. Perhaps this artist could have won if he had chosen another subject. Say DFOC with the pig ears.
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Why does he always have that retarded headband on?
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The headband years started between age 50-58: see the link for the visual record of Dr Harries:
http://peterharries.com.au/peterharries.html
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It’s not possible to wear a headband and not look like a cunt.
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Geronimo? Wonder Woman? Mary Kate Olson?
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Jimmy Barnes? I mean blokes. Chief Wild Eagle could cary one off I suppose.
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Agreed: in exactly the same way it’s not possible to wear a cravat and not look like a paedophile.
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Clearly an attempt to cover the receding hair line. Why doesnt the cheap arse just go to Ashley and Martin?
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I’m thinking welding mask.
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it’s not the headband, it’s the wild staring eyes, and the gritted teeth
if this guy walked past my kids’ school, the alarm would go off
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Hey so do we still have to sit in the front seat of taxis in Oz? I spent some time in the Orient. Once you sit in the back, you can’t go… in the front seat anymore
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Why wont my gravater work does anyone know. It might just be my laptop
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Are you using the same email address here and on Gravatar?
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yes i using my Hotmail.
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