No wonder Mr & Mrs Bento had to hurriedly move last year: Kelli papped this Mount Lawley furniture graveyard. Thanks Kelli. In other news just in, Cockster is banging on about Sexpo again: this ripped from the media release: “Penthouse Pet and pole dancing champion Miss Suzie Q will perform with her partner Toby J in a must see erotic ariel display, with international adult movie stars Katsuni and Kagney Linn Karter flying in especially for Sexpo,” Mr Godwin said. What: K & KLK aren’t coming to go to Rotto?
The Worst of Perth 
why dont you just post each council’s verge collection roster?
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Why don’t you just fuck off for another couple of days until TLA returns?
We get your point. You are now boring. And I’m someone who agreed with you regarding Prambulator.
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Orbeas comments are usually good value but it is all getting a bit Richarbl now isnt it?
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Bitter.
Disproportionate.
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Moron.
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How do you know that they don’t want to go to Rotto? They maybe taking advantage of a once in a lifetime junket
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In a fine example of socialist agitation, I spotted this (third picture) magnificent specimen
(Orbea?)herding ten or so homeless people through Northbridge yesterday, protesting Rob Johnson’s “find somewhere else to sleep” campaign. I do not of course mean to make light of Johnson’s insensitive handling of the issue.LikeLike
Should’ve tossed him some hazelnuts then
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Or ginger snaps.
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I don’t want to put a downer on Sexpo but my dictionary provides ariel as a species of gazelle in W Asia and Africa. And while I can obviously see the artistic merit of an erotic display of flying tethered goats, unfortunately current WA laws deny me this level of vibrancy.
However tethered goat remains a delightfully sexist expression for young, attractive members of legal and accounting firms, as in “This is going to be a long, boring meeting better bring along a couple of tethered goats to brighten it up for the clients.” Not that I would ever do such a thing.
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“Tethered goats”. I will be using that term as much as possible from this day forward. Many, many thanks, RWL.
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Will they have them at this evening’s Claremont Quarter event?
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I thought it meant they were performing some Sylvia Plath poetry?
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Perhaps this one. It’s got both goatsuckers and cockchafers.
Goatsucker
Old goatherds swear how all night long they hear
The warning whirr and burring of the bird
Who wakes with darkness and till dawn works hard
Vampiring dry of milk each great goat udder.
Moon full, moon dark, the chary dairy farmer
Dreams that his fattest cattle dwindle, fevered
By claw-cuts of the Goatsucker, alias Devil-bird,
Its eye, flashlit, a chip of ruby fire.
So fables say the Goatsucker moves, masked from men’s sight
In an ebony air, on wings of witch cloth,
Well-named, ill-famed a knavish fly-by-night,
Yet it never milked any goat, nor dealt cow death
And shadows only–cave-mouth bristle beset–
Cockchafers and the wan, green luna moth.
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My initial google image search turned up a Disney mermaid, but then I clicked on a related search which I won’t name. You do not want to do that with safe search switched off.
Despite indubitably sound advice, I do love me some goat, however. Meh, you may well say, soon followed by OMG.
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OMG!
I used to have a pet goat. His name was Colin. True story.
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interest piqued
conditions replicated
results are barren
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Really hope the expo coincides with CHOGM
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Sofa’s do furnish a lawn and so do old T.V’s everyone’s getting rid of them in my neighbourhood.
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