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The Worst of Perth 
Unless there’s a hidden graffiti cock, some dodgy spelling, or an ironic AM radio joke that I’m missing, congratulations on taking a few days to run TWOP into the fucking ground.
I’ll be back when TLA is back.
PS, you’re a cunt.
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You manage so-called “art gallery” xxxxxxxxxx and have the chutzpah to call someone else a cunt? Get back in your hipster hole, cunt.
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xxxxxxxxxx` art gallery? Might be good place to look for submissions for TWoP. The xx is a worst in xx.
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Well, TLA was in here a few weeks ago. Nice guy. I introduced myself, and he said “you have some really cool stuff”. So, I doubt it.
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hahaha what a fucking idiot you are. Cunt is not the word it was in the 70’s, grandpa.
What kind of cunt gets worked up over the word “cunt”, when it’s not even directed at you
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Mod, remove all references to “xxxxxxxxxx” (just put xxxx’s in there).
The proprietor has nothing to do with this, I don’t see it as very fair, and it could perhaps be libel/slander/as bad as deliberately not returning overdue library books.
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Including yours? Will do.
I thought you were going away until TLA came back…
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Yes, including mine.
Thanks DC, you’re doing a bang up job.
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xxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Jesus xxxxxxxx, Jesus xxxxx, Jesus xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Jesus xxxxxxxxx, and Jesus xxxxxxxxxxxxx.
I don’t think Rottobloggo said any such thing. I think in fact he had a hand in nailing up Jesus. How anyone can believe in this Jesus drivel is beyond me. He no coming back he dead.
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what the christ
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Youve censored this for reasons of blasphemy?
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If only. Abs was trying to spread the good news in the guise of Outrage Cohen.
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And you censored but still allowed the comment? Outrage.
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Thought that might be the best way to get back at Jesus.
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DFOC’s profile got hacked by a handclapper? Ahahahahahahaha. Suffer in your jox, Outrage.
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Not really a very serious attempt.
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Mysterious ways, TLA. Mysterious ways.
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Abs inglewood, just across the road from the kebab shop
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It seems to link to the genuine gravatar profile. So this was a hack? Not impersonation?
Poor Coco. Violated by Absconder!!
Yeww!!
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Outrage has been quiet today. Maybe he’s in a water dungeon somewhere.
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Outrage has been very busy elsewhere: bikies, kindy, surf memorabilia, men allegedly selling drugs to teenage girls, stolen jackets, rugby, insurance problems, software glitches, the solstice, strange Facebook pages, and then a 7pm council meeting.
He loved todays post of the nudie agents and wished it happened in the western suburbs.
He will try to be less quiet tomorrow.
signed, rottobloggo (or is it???)
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I can just imagine Dfoc in a pit, putting the lotion on his skin.
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I’d steal this jacket.
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50 bucks to anyone who gives me Natalia Fan’s name, phone number, address, or place of work.
Paypal’d, after verification.
Discretion and anonymity guaranteed.
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Russell Woolf
30 Fielder St
East Perth, WA, 6xxx
1300 222 720
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$50? Make it $500 and you are on.
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Mr Coco, can I b in the TWOP fite club ?
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Sure, but the password is NF#1’s DOB.
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Woah. A bit harsh, dude. I wasn’t overly excited by your Nate Dogg post, but there’s no need for such hostility.
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I’m starting to think there’s a back story missing here.
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No back story as far as I’m concerned Shazzanator, except if you question whether any “gallery” manager who posts a series of cretinous comments such as these, and who runs such an equally cretinous “gallery” as xxxxxxxxxxxx, is qualified to dispense advice on matters of taste and the like. He can shove a tiki up his smug hipster asshole as far as I’m concerned, and preferably one in his mouth too.
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Oh, scroll down the above indicated page to see NVL in his full commenting glory. Cunt.
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Well worth a read, especially the Epic Facepalm.
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I like the one where NVL ingenuously agrees “100%” with JJ, but it’s all good. Some classic JJisms there too.
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But that’s probably what you meant WA.
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Hey hey hey Danish-designed tikis designed in Denmark by designers…
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What do you do for a living, NF?
What qualifies you comment on how my place of work has questionable matters of taste?
Do you work in the arts?
Have you visited the gallery?
Would you be prepared to say any of that to my face?
I doubt it. I seriously doubt it.
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So let me get this right. Only those who work in the arts are qualified to comment on matters of taste? Why would this be so when you have argued at length that art requires no analysis at all?
Additionally, you’re concerned about xxxxxxx being mentioned on this blog when you were more or less bursting out of your skin to advertise it here. OK.
I agree, however that your boss may not wish to have his or her business associated with the inanities you have so far sprouted here. So fair call on the XX.
Sorry: the O is no go…it’s a low blow I know, but there you go…
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Lo, the O goes the way of the dodo, owing to Coco.
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Just noticed your ‘name’ is no longer a hyperlink to your blog. Why is that?
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Cuz he’s mofuckin gangsta, dawg
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lol
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For someone who suposedly the full bottle on art you sure have very little to contribute on the subject.
lol
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cool story bro
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NVL_II first mentioned their workplace in other posts, unbidden.
Coco should go and remove them from history as well.
Can we visit this gallery beginning with the 15th letter, take a coupla snaps and post it as a ‘worst’ now?
Seems pretty much fair game “in the publish anything school” direction this blog has taken.
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I removed any link to my “blog” as the suspicious type’s on here seem to think its some kind of marketing strategy. No, its not a strategy. I don’t want any more publicity. I’m done with that blog. It’s done. Over. No more posts.
Please, feel free to take snaps of the window display to be used as a “worst”. Keep in mind, my comments dont reflect the owners opinion, I have no vested interest apart from a weekly salary (no commission).
Orbea, you haven’t visited the gallery?
TLA has, recently, he thinks it’s great. I will try hard to come up with a worst, but it will be hard with all the great stuff we have here.
But, I agree : COCO/DC – PLEASE remove any mention of the gallery in the other thread that Natalia Fan linked to, again xxxx’s are fine.
Fortunately, I have not used my wordpress account to log in here.
So, in the interests of public safety, this will be NVL’s last post, as NVL.
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Bento ?
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FTW.
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This actually makes me sad. I quite like NVLII – his blog was great, and it’s a shame he’s abandoning it. I quite like xxxxx gallery too, but I’m a bit of a philistine in that way. I like to think he’s just having a bad couple of days.
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Must be that time of the month.
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Monumental flail with what I would have thought was his target demographic sans Lady bits.
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I fkkn love NVL_II’s blog. My comment about worsting a certain gallery was purely vindictive and related to the editorial policy of this blog.
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2nd last.
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@NVL II
What do you do for a living, NF?
Freelance cunt.
What qualifies you comment on how my place of work has questionable matters of taste?
Two eyes and half a brain.
Do you work in the arts?
No. Some might ask whether you do.
Have you visited the gallery?
Yes.
Would you be prepared to say any of that to my face?
Of course.
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^^
lol
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3rd last.
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Apparently he’s got a few quid on the horse in this race.
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No back story.
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Um. There’s some missing punctuation?
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Strategy fail.
Get abusive about the content of another blog whlie the current post on your own blog is a little… well… shit.
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For once I had better things to do and sadly missed the party yesterday. While my higher self says that NVL should be left to dig his own pit of ignominy, and that much of what needed to be said has in any case been said by abler commentators than myself, my baser part cannot resist making the following observations:
(1) Yes, for various reasons I dislike the vapidity, homogeneity, and other aspects of XXXXX’s signature design style. While I am not unhappy to admit this as a matter of personal opinion, neither am I a relativist who backs away from the simple fact that statements of personal preference (“I dislike x”) inevitably harbour universal claims (“X is ‘bad.'”) The prevalent notion that everything is simply “just a matter of opinion,” which I suspect would be NVL’s last ditch defence, does much to cover over the far more rewarding possibility of genuine disagreement.
(2) I’m not sure why art-critical statements, including the names of their targets, should be censored. After all, art critics make such claims all the time, albeit in a less directly vituperative manner. For example, while I’m no professional critic, let’s consider some of the design work of Matte Stephens, an XXXXXX favourite. It’s a triumph of style over substance. Stephens makes every cityscape he paints a uniform exercise in 50s-retro-cutesy Klee-esque whimsy, regardless of context. It might work for New York – there seems a natural, historically sanctioned fit between style and subject in that case – but Sydney? Perth? Stephen’s approach is somewhat analogous to the colonial landscape painters who couldn’t help but render the Australian landscape in European terms, except that Stephens could help it if not for his wilful, culturally and artistically insensitive opportunism. Perhaps I was wrong to label such art or its perpetrators and handlers “cretinous” – cynical more like it – yet it is difficult for me not to see its buyers as anything but. I’m not denying anyone their “right” to meaningless, apolitical nostalgia, but please don’t dress it up as otherwise.
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Yeah exactly, it’s all horseshit
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I was trying to be more polite JJ, and to demonstrate, however much I think it’s horse balls, that I’m capable of expressing my distaste in a slightly more nuanced fashion than earlier efforts might suggest. Anyway, I’ve no doubt succeeded in coming over like the cunt I am once again, only in a different register.
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And with a surfeit of grammatical errors.
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Sweet perfect give for all the kids out there hahaha
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Get My Ning back here!!!!
Barnett/China/Oakajee
JaiQinglin
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2011/04/06/3183972.htm
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These look more classy. I know … Godwin’s.
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Wouldn’t a vibrating egg be harder to eat?
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Is this real if it is where can you buy the egg?
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at a store where 12 year olds aren’t welcome.
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oh i understand its for adults and Where have you been Vegan?
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This seems to be a closer tie in with the true spirit of Easter – all those bunnies came from somewhere.
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