There is little to say. One of my favourite images of 2011, and it’s only 2 days into March. Old Mandurah Road. K town aka Kwinarnia. Another masterpiece by Pete “swamp fever” F. 
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Now that, Point Percy , is how it’s done.
I want to ride to the ridge where the west commences
And gaze at the moon till I
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Those who would trade their knee room for security deserve neither.
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The Choc milk carton… I wonder if it was being supped by a person sitting on the bench when the fencers came along? Oh the humanity.
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Very Zen. The bus will never come.
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But will Godot?
That fence is Gaint and Wired.
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and straing. All the peices fits together now.
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Empty benches seem to be a common, perhaps even clichéd, cue for poetic reverie, to cite just two examples. Nicely observed photos here in any case.
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The bench behind a wire fence makes it look like a prison. Perhaps it’s meant to look that way…
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Is the fence meant to keep people in or out of Kwinana? There are strong arguments for doing both.
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Old Mandurah Road. It sounds exotic.
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Cory Bernardi was here
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Discarded Choc Milk carton for extra ooshta
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Ah, I thought this had slipped in to the morass of TWoP submissions that is your inbox TLA. One day I’d like to jump the fence & sit there, watching the world go by, mumbling ‘nothing to be done’ occasionally.
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No, you had sent too many good ones. Makes the others jealous. Had to spread them out.
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The North Beach bench shots I sent last week, although somewhat different in effect, are at least equal to these.
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This may be the effects of wine, but I don’t remember those. I have just put another of yours up though. Receiving 3 or 4 submissions a day is straing my brain a little.
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Check your email.
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I do not recall seeing those before. They are good. Soon be enough for a coffee table book on shit Perth benches.
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Call it Benchmarks?
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I call TL101.
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my peppy grove cactus pics? huh? huh?
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I love the fact that nothing changes round here.
We’re all still bitching about the fact that you haven’t used our shots yet.
So how about SPCS cunt?
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Whinge and you shall receive WA.
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Except Dazza of course. I’m starting to think that TLA’s reluctance in this respect may be a product of some clandestine relationship with said used car salesman.
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Are you suggesting TLA has done some sort of … deal … with Dazza?
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1.45 on.
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Teh Dazza went down to Embleton, he was looking for a soul to steal?
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You ever dance with teh Dazza in the pale moonlight?
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Teh Dazza wears a blue dress.
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He looked for a soul but all he found was a concrete swan…
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He howls with teh wolves
Hunting what he thinks are way
Worst worsts than Dazza
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There just randum,
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Oh Jeezus won’t you save us…
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brilliant troll
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best yet.
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It’s a subtle allusion to Stephen King’s Under the Dome.
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Maybe this is a novel way of keeping Kwinana louts off of public transport, being the choc milk swigging bogans they are…would’ve been just as telling had their been either a large energy drink can or beer stubbie left lain on that same spot.
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Oops…”there”, not “their” [whacks head suitably with wet fish for this uncharacteristic oversight].
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There’s a competition on the choc milk/ iced coffee cartons right now to win.. you guessed it – a V8 commodore ute. MAN UP your driveway, the boganesque caption reads. That will keep some bogan off public transport for a while, until he smashes it or has it it confiscated for hooning.
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Look at how overgrown that grass is i’d call it a swamp and everyone be sure try to the new Chill Drink its Choc Mint a mix between Choc and Speremint chill and tell me if it was nice and would i like it.
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Fuck off – sorry, I’ll try it.
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that was a bit dumb of you to post that but thanks for trying it anyway.
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A timeless classic.
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Everywhere will look like this after Mayan 2012.
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So what will this look like post Mayan?
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at least Kwinana will look the same, maybe slightly better
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Wired. Met Pete F. and missus in person via a chance encounter at Bird last nigh (hope you don’t me sayin’ Pete). Love-erly fellow. Established common interests after the pseudo-masonic exchange of code words such as “wired,” “bench,” and “TL101,” among others.
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They where not codes, they where just my poor grammer.
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Sublime.
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