Lefroy Street Fremantle. A worst by Pete F.
I’m a bit in two minds about how this leaves Dave. Just being a suck hole sounds a bit dull and boring, while Andy and Mick are sucking and loving the cock like two south of the river Lord Byrons, and all Dave is left with is telling them how well they love and suck cock and agreeing annoyingly with everyone about how good they, individually, (that is Mick and Andy) are at loving the cock and sucking cock and he’s all being a real suckhole and offering to hold their iphones while they love and suck cock while saying “Oh Mick and Dave Andy, I could never love and or suck the cock like you two can.”
I mean what kind of life is that?
On the other hand, he’s not having to suck or love the cock.
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- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
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Whos Dave and Andy? and it looks like the rubbish thats in Fremantle.
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Dave’s just jealous because he’s been left out of all the fun.
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Hang on isn’t Andy sucking Dave? Or is that Mick? I’m confused.
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Oh, yeah. These suckhole triangles are confusing.
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Mick Jagger, Dave Bowie and Andy Scott.
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“Bianca is a slut ” would complete the tetraptych.
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Amusing to see Bianca scowlin’ it up on Exile on Main St doco. How many people can say “Fuck off back to Paris Bianca” with their eyes.
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Similar scenes of a sour Bianca in Robert Frank’s mostly-shelved doco of The Stones’ debauched excess of the Exile era, Cocksucker Blues, of which can be seen on YouTube.
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Late breaking Andy Scott news .
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-12443756
Couldn’t happen to a nicer icon.
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i’m sorry dave, you can’t do that.
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I’m sure that, if there were sufficient wet concrete Mick would actually be dedicated to Priapus instead of just LTC.
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That was just beautiful LA, that was a love story along the likes of “Gone with the Wind”.
You really should turn that into a book.
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It worked for the guy who re-wrote Pride and Prejudice as Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. I like it – Gone with the Wind with Cocks.
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Yes, or Cocks Gone With Wind, and you could use the winged cock graffiti for the cover.
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“As God is my witness, as God is my witness they’re not going to dick me. I’m going to screw through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be horny again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to hump, fuck, bonk or suck, as God is my witness, I’ll never be horny again.”
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Frankly my dear, I don’t give head,
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“Rhett, don’t. I shall swallow. ”
“I want you to swallow. This is what you were meant for. None of the fools you’ve ever known have mouthf**ked you like this, have they? Your Charles, or your Frank, or your stupid Ashley.
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*blushes*
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The fallen “quokka tails” as we used to call them are a nice touch too.
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OT, but has anyone considered the obvious flaw in the rural supertowns story – people don’t actually want to live in the country?
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Even the Moronic Eoin Cameron made sense. He asked who the fuck would want to live in a supertowned Mt Barker when Albany is just a few minutes down the road.
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We’ve gotta spend these royalties on *something*.
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You’re not thinking. You turn Mt Barker into a SuperTown, then Albany into a MegaCity, and Perth then becomes a SuperPower.
Bish bosh. Next.
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But Barker? Seriously, Barker?
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They produce some OK wines.
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Yes, but isn’t supertown with all its flyovers and megatowers and international airports and forula one tracks and revolving restaurants be coverin up all the vineyards?
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I would support it if there was forced migration of bogans from the outer Perth suburbs to these new rurotard ghettos
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Is there a link to this somewhere? Also, does anyone know anything about the Alkimos development? Is it really planned to be Balga by the Beach?
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Ah – have seen front page of The Worst today. Jurien might work out okay, with the new road happening. But I’m glad that even the great leaders of this western land concede that even having an immigration detention centre in Northam will not turn it into a more desirable residential locale by itself…
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What goes best with cocks? Balls of course…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoVb6-s-wEA
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Andy? Yeah!
Mick? OK.
Alright, fellas, let’s go!
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Off topic again, but wa toady is reporting a connection between people of South Asian descent and an increased propensity to commit sexual assault (in the context of a story about taxi drivers). They’ve toned it down since yesterday’s article which referred to a cultural divide, after no doubt receiving snippy emails from more than just me – but still, that can’t be right can it? Are you allowed to publish that shit?
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I wouldn’t have thought so. But I suppose racial profiling, especially where sexual behaviour and anything violent is concerned, will always appeal to the bogan element who I am sure will be eating it up. This is one of the reasons I don’t buy the newpapers – They make me angry with half the crap they print. Were they at least siting a proper, professional study?
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Not at all, they cited the fucking coppers.
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That’s pretty lame.
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Why don’t they get back to proper police work, like tasering minorities, and burning suburbs to the ground?
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