The Long Arm of Christmas

By Hokusan. One only!? I wanted a pair, mounted. Or at least holding hands. Merry Christmas TWOP fans.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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12 Responses to The Long Arm of Christmas

  1. Jolson42 says:

    Surely you mean The Long Arm of the Lord?


  2. The Bartender's skills with a Manhatten says:

    $495.00????????? And this is the last one left? And it is actually life-size, or afterlife-size or whatever you’d call it? Does she have those oversize arms to make up for the lack of wings? Or is this some sort of Godly presence manifest a la “I can reach you from here?!”


  3. Snuff says:

    Merry reacharound, TLA. Now, what could this be ?


  4. skink says:

    Merry Christmas, everyone


  5. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Merry Xmas cunts.


  6. Dandy Highwayman says:

    The possibilities are endless…


  7. alexei gregorov says:

    At that price her dress is sure to be concealing a “realistic and functional” orifice or two.


  8. vegan says:

    merry christmas youse lot.


  9. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Only schmucks pay retail for angels. It would make a lovely gift for that nice Russian couple that throw those wonderfully tasteful parties for Perth A-listers.


  10. shazza says:

    Hope youse all got a life yesterday and a had a great Chrissy.
    My hangover today tells me I did.


    • Bag O'Turnips says:

      Unlike most nice upright middle-class citizens, I actually did work through Christmas (when not out celebrating), thus barely had a chance to have a peep here.

      So a belated wish to youse all in that you had a good Christmas and have a Happy Worst Year in 2011.


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