The Long Arm of Christmas

Posted on December 25, 2010 by AHC McDonald

By Hokusan. One only!? I wanted a pair, mounted. Or at least holding hands. Merry Christmas TWOP fans.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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12 Responses to The Long Arm of Christmas

  1. Jolson42 says:
    December 25, 2010 at 12:50 am

    Surely you mean The Long Arm of the Lord?

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  2. The Bartender's skills with a Manhatten says:
    December 25, 2010 at 1:54 am

    $495.00????????? And this is the last one left? And it is actually life-size, or afterlife-size or whatever you’d call it? Does she have those oversize arms to make up for the lack of wings? Or is this some sort of Godly presence manifest a la “I can reach you from here?!”

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  3. Snuff says:
    December 25, 2010 at 6:10 am

    Merry reacharound, TLA. Now, what could this be ?

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  4. skink says:
    December 25, 2010 at 7:38 am

    Merry Christmas, everyone

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  5. Natalia Fan #1 says:
    December 25, 2010 at 7:56 am

    Merry Xmas cunts.

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  6. Dandy Highwayman says:
    December 25, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    The possibilities are endless…

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  7. alexei gregorov says:
    December 25, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    At that price her dress is sure to be concealing a “realistic and functional” orifice or two.

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  8. vegan says:
    December 25, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    merry christmas youse lot.

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  9. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    December 25, 2010 at 9:32 pm

    Only schmucks pay retail for angels. It would make a lovely gift for that nice Russian couple that throw those wonderfully tasteful parties for Perth A-listers.

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  10. shazza says:
    December 26, 2010 at 8:53 am

    Hope youse all got a life yesterday and a had a great Chrissy.
    My hangover today tells me I did.

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    • Bag O'Turnips says:
      December 28, 2010 at 2:02 am

      Unlike most nice upright middle-class citizens, I actually did work through Christmas (when not out celebrating), thus barely had a chance to have a peep here.

      So a belated wish to youse all in that you had a good Christmas and have a Happy Worst Year in 2011.

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