A worst by Natalia Fan#1. 1979. Updated 1988. Cover model is a Grljusich. 
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The Worst of Perth 
If her name is Judy, its George’s wife – who she married twice and was a lot younger than George – hence his twin daughters being younger than him.
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Donna I think.
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That all makes sense Frank.
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Whaat?
You need to explain why his children are younger than him?
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i was just thinking that both my son and my daughter are younger than me.
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Is that because she married her twice?
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not in australia bento.
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I do not have children – but if I did, I would want them to be younger than me.
I believe Donna is the daughter of Don (George’s late brother) and Sheila.
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If it’s Judy, wouldn’t she be George’s daughter? I think Jane was his wife.
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Love the bar, well done!
Stock your bar accordingly, and you could host the inaugural TWOP Swingers Night…you can’t go wrong. Especially with dulcet tones from the Onkyo (or the B&O) for a TWOP themed night.
I can almost hear the tops of the cans of Swan Gold cracking and hissing open.
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Can’t remember cover model Grljusich’s first name (Donna??); she was friends with my girlfriend at the time. She would not have been modeling in 79, she was definitely the 1988 version.
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Yes Donna.
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There’s way too many prunes on that menu.
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What (the hell) are angels and devils on horseback?
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Australian 70s cuisine consisted primarily of wrapping stuff in bacon.
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And we’re poorer for it’s passing. I see no tempeh on the list.
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Scallops and dates wrapped in bacon.
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everything tastes better crumbed
and even better when wrapped in bacon
then stab it with a cocktail stick and you’ll have something classy
poor girl looks like she has had her thumb and index finger removed. It looks like the claw of a three-toed sloth
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Very nice with Kool-aid.
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how do you stuff celery?
don’t answer that
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i think we know who could tell us how to do it with class.
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Had stuffed celery only 2 days ago at Bedford Crackpot’s house. cream cheese sort of filling with olive and chives or similar on top.
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Rather than simply mocking the book TLA, I actually thought it might come in handy at your office: postcodes, how to address a dignitary, imperial to metric conversion, how to get along with the boss, an’ all that.
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Have I mocked?
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You’re right to suggest not. Perhaps we’re revering a time when people really knew how to both work and party; a time of lobster patties, when beer apparently came in 1L bottles, and offices had cocktail cabinets.
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& nf1, they drove home afterward.
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And they drove there already tanked from an afternoon with Wattsie at The Blue Note.
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Speaking of which, if not already covered, I’ll have to send you some photos of my Wattsie comedy LP, recorded live at the Maylands Town Hall circa late 70s, with illustrations from Rigby. Got it at Bowerbird Records (a worst in itself – don’t forget everything’s half-price) for a dollar a while back.
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That’s where I saw Puzzle Ring
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Thatt Album is as live as George G – it was recorded at the Will Upson Studios in North Fremantle :-)
Applause FX do fool some:-)
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Thanks Frank – now that I recall, my brother pointed out the likelihood of the non-live setting when we both listened to it.
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OT -The Blue Note – another vanished worst.
Where founding members of the Au music scene could swap performing a couple of songs for a carton. I’ve seen some surprising ‘guest’ appearances in there when it was my local.
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I’m severely pissed off I didn’t take a shot of that heap. My ning used to have mining journo 4 course lunch there quite often. ie 4 schooners of piss.
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If it was My ning, it would’ve been four pints, I’m sure…
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With a schooner chaser.
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and upon arrival at the office, you would be provided with an ash tray and a box of matches, rather than being forced out into an alley like a leper
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Imagine your embarassment if you catered for an expected 2 guests and bought a Jeroboam, and a third turned up and you realised you should have got the Rehoboam.
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Truly an epic faux pas.
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Not worst. Will your bar be capable of carrying that much booze?
Smoking in the office – ‘make sure there are sufficient ashtrays’ – much better than stuff the smokers out on the juliette balcony.
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Mm-mm fish pieces
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Totally OT, but Kochie’s blog and comments thereon
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Entirely valid indeed, but largely incomplete.
Children are a product of their parents; their peer influence does not kick in until after their main formative years, and then only for part of each day.
A “Licence to Breed” should be made mandatory.
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Oh Kochie you fucken knobhead.
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Perfectly acceptable comment from Kockie. He applies his trademark scientific principles to a sample size of one ( how many do you need ? Any more is superfluous or hard work or something) thereby coming to the incontrovertible conclusion that dogooders have lead us on the path to rack and ruin. We can then have an orgy of denunciation ( see comments).
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I like this ‘paragraph’. Almost Marshallesque (Dixie that is).
“This is the issue I have with modern parenting. It’s the rose coloured glasses that their little angels can do no wrong. Backing the kid rather than the authorities.”
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Except Dixie would have been half shouting and inserting “bastards’ or “little shits” instead of “Angels”.
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“In my opinion all adults deserve instant respect from children until they do something to lose it.”
such as being an irritating sanctimonious bald cunt?
if the police had wanted some respect from that teenager they should have tasered the little bastard. That’s how they do it here in the West
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“Yay for Kochie telling it like it is!!!!!! … It sickens me to think that these kids are our cotton wooled future”.
FFS!!! Kill me!!!!!!
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We’re already dead – this is our sickening, cotton-wolled hell.
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I’m not gonna pass up this chance to link to one of my all-time favourite office party songs.
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I’m running out of internet, but is it perhaps by Paul McCartney’s brother?
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What a pity that they couldn’t organise some music to go with it.
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Rolly=Victor Meldrew
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He was tone deaf.
I’m cursed with an acute sense of musical pitch and rhythm.
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They would’ve twisted up a storm to that down at the Snake Pit, rolly.
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Even viewed from a distance that makes no more sense than orbea and Bento rolled into one.
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I’m pretty sure there is a copy of that book at my folks office.
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If it’s the1979 version get shot of the model.
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Sure it’s not the DVD ?
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NSFW Snuff?
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Nope, Pete. Definitely worst, but SFW.
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Who the hell do you think you lot are commenting on the model covering the front page. If photo was taken in the eighties, love to see what your fucken head shots would have looked like back then. Bet none of you have seen her now.??
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Calm down and have some devils on horseback.
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By “commenting on” you mean ‘speculating about her name’? I can see why that would offend. Cunt.
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I can’t help but feel that Peter Slipper has ruined that word for the rest of us.
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burnished
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Also ‘botch’.
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Also Slipper
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Third in line to ‘open Perth Arena’, as they say.
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I might have to get back into twitter just to post that.
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actually i think he has improved botch..
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You’re right! I’m deploying as often as I can.
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I was magic, Bipka. They couldn’t keep their hands off me.
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Why? Where have you buried her?
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