What part of “No cheques,” do you soaks not understand? For those not on Facebook, here is Bar Lazy almost completed. Is someone going to call “Fucking masterpiece” on this bar, or do I have to do it myself?
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The Worst of Perth 
Fucken mashterpeesh.
Shorry to interrupt you with all your friendsh, but give me shix Becksh, a shemilion and a shnifter of Chateau Gruaud Larose.
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Still recovering from media Ball? I assume you were totally maggotted when you were praising the quality of the West? Don’t answer that.
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any amusing James Bond photos or similar this year?
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he’s waiting for you to ask for the script of his speech.
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the decor looks top notch, but the atmosphere may be spoilt by the sour-faced staff
and their uniforms are terrible
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Terrible uniform? That’s a beautiful 25 year old shirt from vanished worst The View Factory. Wooden buttons if you don’t mind.
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The first thing I thought was Crystal Cylinders … wooden buttons. Last year a friend from high school emailed a photo of me in one which her mum had kept for 32 years. Mortified.
And then I thought … needs mags.
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nice shirt
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Also banned.
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this place is becoming very exclusive
that wheelbarrow needs weeding
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Christos!
It looks like a cross between a Xylophone and Peruvian Mountain Pan Pipes.
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It’s just… the vibe… of the thing.
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He looks like a Hawaiian Davros.
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Banned.
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fail
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Banned from bar.
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This extensive blacklist will certainly help keep the overheads down.
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To contrast with these uniformly negative comments , I say all it needs is a keyboard.
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i’m thinking glockenspiel.
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& Banned.
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looser.
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Sausage kings
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Marvellous. Thanks, orbs.
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He hangs himself out to dry on that washing line afterwards.
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Does he ever dry up?
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I love your smile.
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I’ll have 2 KB’s of VB and a cold carton of carlton cold cans.
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Christ, where are my manners…
I’ll have 2 KB’s of VB and a cold carton of carlton cold cans… cunt.
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Have you picked up Elisabeth Shue yet?
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On the left on the bar, are they the keys to your passenger jet?
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I’ll have the Tanqueray No. 10 and a cigarillo, thank you.
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You’ll have Chateau Tanunda and like it! Cigarillo is fine as long as it’s port flavoured.
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OK so we are ‘told’ that the mosaic tile sections are from the ‘previous owner’ but I put it to you TLA that the concrete pussy is proudly yours and must suggest you need to get it to a local tradie to get treatment for the terrible case of blue-eye it appears to be suffering from!
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Yes I bought two and dragged them up from Busso, along with 2 swan planters. The other one is painted red.
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I’d like to see the tapas menu, please.
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Gold.
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Do you have any of those small bottles of pink champagne?
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This bloke walks into a bar.
He sees TLA behind the counter.
He realises the Rapture is at hand.
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That golf club is supposed to be behind bar, so I can respond if you ask for change for the ciggie machine.
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Two large tumblers filled to the brim with chilled Yalumba Classic Dry White, plus straws and umbrellas, thanks. And some pork crackling.
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I won’t throw in “crackle one” for free.
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But during happy hour you serve some pineapple and sweaty chunks of ham skewered on toothpicks, right?
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A pony walks into TLA’s Bamboo Bar & Grill and says: “Hey mate, canI have a banana daiquiri?”
TLA says: “What? I can’t hear you. Speak up!”
“May I please have a drink?”
“What? You have to speak up!”
“Could I please have a drink?”
“Now listen cunt, if you don’t speak up I will not serve you.”
“I’m sorry, I’m just a little hoarse.”
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Do you sell Emu Export longnecks at your bar?
If not, how about some Fruity Lexia?
I’m coming over.
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Why am I somehow reminded of Gilligan’s Island?
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I see what you mean, B.T.
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Bar looks suitably Perth. That guy standing behind it looks a bit dodgy though…
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He knobbed Little Patti. No wait…
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Whiskey sour, please. Hold the umbrella.
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hmm, posted that pic on a Monday… I’ve got it! Fat Monday! Its Jimmy Buffet, live in Embleton. Take that Oprah.
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That picture is crying out for a photoshop meme thread
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