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The Worst of Perth 
YES
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Yes
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yes
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Yarp
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はい
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Hell yeah.
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‘King Oath!
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What a transfenian – panfenian fucking shirt.
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Clown – have another drink and mutter to yourself. Your ugly, malice-filled posts are not appreciated, and if you don’t like this site and don’t understand the humour then why are you here? Find a rascist/redneck site to vent your spleen. Now Piss off.
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Well I did like his private dancer material. And that Bento was a rainmaker. Thing is, Bento IS a fucking rainmaker.
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Hear hear. I thought he/she raised some rally valid points.
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I’d be guessing he.
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And Cohen is a cunt. Clown might be obnoxious, but he’s an excellent judge of character.
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Fair enough – even a knob can at times be funny by accident. Give us some more rain, Bento.
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If he can call Shazza The Tate…
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The wha….?
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Aren’t we talking about the looser chick with the ritzy facebook shots that was niece to Jesus…Wait have I lost the thread of the thread?
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looser!
I has sarth efrikan donuts
taste like wildebeest
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There’s a thread ?
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On the syrup already ?
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Unfortunately no. I read the comments off the moderation stack, so I don’t always make the right connections. But I swear there were tattoos and glamour shots somewhere. Wasn’t there?
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heres the background
Henk is an interior designer of unparalleled skill, has some relationship and financial dificulty. Fourtunately he has alarge and ever expanding band of ninja glamour photographers and make-up artists who are THERE dammit for youse UNKLE.
Despite spelling looser wrong the south african comes along with donuts and nelson mandela and sets up a cunning trap designed to show that satire ultimately is lost on bogans, regardless of facebook.
End of Act 1.
Act Two – involves Troy Buswell, a cattle prod from the WAPOL stock squad, and some NSFW images of Jesus on the cross, looking vulnerable, which gives me the horn.
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I think he’s slipped over the edge E.V.
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Trolls trolling trolls etc….
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We’re talking Northam, yes?
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Anywhere beyond the immediate surrounds of the “Metrocentric Twats” (©2007Rolly).
Definitely YES!
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The wording is just… how do you write that thing that chefs do when something is just right and they put their fingers to their lips, kiss them, then pull them away?
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I think I just swallowed the roach ?
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Bellissimo!?
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In Italiano; “Perfetto!”
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Can’t make this shit up, 2012 will be the year of the farmer ffs.
http://www.mediastatements.wa.gov.au/Pages/Results.aspx?ItemID=134528
Fucken wallet stuffing, subsidy grabbing, teat suckling, sheep shagging, ute fornicating, whinging rainfall nerds, protectionist wankers.
Yes as a matter of fact the world does not owe rurotards a living. If you want a high risk occupation based on chaotic systems miles from health support, take up career russian roulette, a significantly better outcome, in that we wont have to fund the flying fucekn doctor, flying nun, and flying fucken funeral director. Just leave the corpse there for the GM enhanced rats to pick over.
Because in a ‘normal year’ the selfish cunts are whinging about having to pay tax like every other person on the continent. When they arent whinging then they have tied up their family trust tax minimisation scheme dodge through offshore companies and then whinge they’re not getting their level of increased price support against foreigners. Fucken foreigners, coming here and shagging our sheeps and driving prices down with vegies made from chinese poo.
http://www.yearofthefarmer.com.au/
TLA signme up for a fucken tshirt
Cunts.
http://img29.imageshack.us/i/redneck2009.jpg/
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Can I get a hell yeah?
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Looks like we got us a sow here instead of a boar.
Don’t!
Don’t!
What’s the matter, boy?
I bet you squeal.
I bet you can squeal like a pig.
Let’s squeal. Squeal now.
Squeal.
Squeal.
Squeal louder. Louder.
Louder.
Louder.
Louder!
Louder! Get down now, boy!
There, get them britches down. That’s that.
You can do better than that, boy.
Come on, squeal. Squeal!
What’s you wanna do with him?
He got a real pretty mouth, ain’t he?
That’s the truth.
You’re gonna do some prayin’ for me, boy.
And you better pray good.
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I knew I’d get to link to this eventually.
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TWoP today reminds me of a 4 hour radio show a friend once presented featuring only the White Album, and compellingly outlined his theory that all music past, present, and future, was contained therein.
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one wilson tuckey’s desert island discs, nice work bento!!
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How Retarted!
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Dude. If only you knew.
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Watching your not Dr Phil your a Ikea Security Gaurd one of the ones that hovers over the front door.
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Oh I Knew Watching……
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Biblically?
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sorry what Orbea?
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what are you sorry for?
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OMG i ment sorry but i dont mean what Biblically means and does it refer to the bible my any chance?
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Maybe it’s time for a “I survived the Convoy of Cunts” Tshirt?
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…or “FUCK A TRUCKER” in view of the poor showing at the ‘Canberra Convoy’.
It seems that they need to breed up somewhat.
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Up and out.
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Not quite sure what the conclusion of the article is, but I think I can guess the TWOP verdict on this article.
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This also raises food for thought:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-12-14/aussie-consumers-ripped-off-overcharged-report/3730444
‘T was ever thus.
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