The severed claw

Yes, there is a severed kangaroo paw tied to the rear windscreen wiper of this car. I assume it waves when the wipers are on. Not much more to say except welcome UK readers to the world of Australian Rurotards. And the red dust. Nice touch. An excellent worst by JustDazzling.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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34 Responses to The severed claw

  1. Bag O'Turnips says:

    Our floral emblem is rather meaty.

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  2. shazza says:

    This has to be the Worst yet. That is all.

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  3. Snuff says:

    I’m fairly certain that’s this guy’s car.

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  4. skink says:

    isn’t this how you exercise your dogs in the country?

    tie some roadkill to your car and drive off and the dogs will chase you

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  5. WAtching says:

    Could have been worse…

    Have we ever ‘worsted’ the ‘Kangaroo Scrotum’ pouches they used to sell at souvenir shops?

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  6. WAtching says:

    I have only just noticed the number plate…
    The right to anonymity? Really?

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  7. Bento says:

    Not The Craw. The Craw!

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  8. Bill O'Slatter says:

    ‘Wake in Fright”. Is this the washup from the last BnS where kangaroo related shenanigans got out of hand or arm as it were ? I suppose the kangaroo’s head is at the front of the vehicle. Offal. Yeah an Rurotards we Metrocentric twats do know you slaughter your own meat but you don’t have to wear it.

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  9. orbea says:

    This IS Perth.
    Shitty Mitsubishi WAgon covered in rurotard red dust
    The leg bone attached has been left by the kurdaitcha man.
    Time will tell.

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  10. Rolly says:

    In my callow youth the mounting of foxes tails on the car antennae was considered’ de riguer’ in relation to the successful slaughtering of these vermin by skillful driving.
    In this case, a kangaroo murdered whilst in reverse gear seems to be the claim to fame.
    Just look at the state of that bumper!

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  11. tim says:

    @WATching +1. Could have at least kept the town letters of the rego exposed – so we know which place to avoid

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  12. Pete says:

    Magna – Sigma in a suit. A jerbalist from Cuntryman?

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    • E.V. says:

      I spent most of last night reading the epic inseminaters 09 thread. Just as I thought it was finally fizzling out, mUTHA pipes up with his classic post, and it all roared back to life. I went to bed aching from laughter. Didn’t find this funny at all, though. Surely a worst of the worst. We’ve had country ute chicks and now this, and they wonder why they’re called ruratards.

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  13. don smith says:

    That shot is taken just after dawn. Dawn! What kind of early-rising weirdos are being attracted to this site!

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  14. JustDazzling says:

    And yes, it was Perth. Off ramp to Canning Hwy from freeway, to be precise

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