I’ve just about had enough of The Guildford Hotel. In the light of some more ineffectual protesting highlighted by Outrage Cohen, (the socks being another pathetic example), let me throw my weight behind the demolition option, so Guildfordwegians can have closure and can start to suck up the hangi based humiliation of having to patronise The ‘Ling down the road. Reclaim the night. No-one went to Le Gill when it wasn’t burnt anyway. No skimpies, no hangis, no nothing, why should they? Time for a Liqorland, preferably built out of light brown brick or, failing that, a place where concrete swan planters and old hand tools can be sold in the ruins without need of a roof.
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Wouldn’t that be Guilfordians?
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the guildford heritage nazis are increasingly irrelevant and increasingly boorish
spending other people’s money to maintain “THEIR” view of architecture and history is their whole reason for being
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Sure. Why not.
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they’re the ones pushing socks, weird mob in guildford, must be something to do with living south of the river
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Can I say this …………………..Nazis , Nazis, Nazis. Sorry I’ve got Nazis’ Tourettes.
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You’re in good company, Bill.
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I don’t think you understand TLA. The Guildford Hotel was more than a landmark; certainly a lot more than a public house – even, perhaps, something more than a way of life. Now of course we never went there to drink (preferring the professional-friendly, Kenwick-proof charms of the nearby [and truly nestled-in-the-heart-of-antiquity] Rose & Crown, where one can feel like a real human being again as one enjoys a platter of scones with one’s
antipastotapas) but nevertheless, the semiotics were all right and we responded, albeit by purchasing rattan fixtures for the pool area and mulling over whether Pears shampoo really was a better choice than Indian Rice. It lent a certain, scarcely even tangible charm to the whole experience of allaying the approach of a screaming divorce by shepherding the family through a chain of dingy shoppes in search of the perfect hardwood boating accessory. I still remember that afternoon when little Chablis, truffling around one such dusty corner, chanced upon that simply charmant little tin mule that dispensed cigarettes in an ever so comical allusion to the valeur of the Diggers whose history one can almost smell as one treads those visceral streets beneath the Guildford’s sentinel gaze. That was the day – the day we knew she’d grow up worthy of her dowry, that painstaking collection of hardwood spindles and lacquered oars, assembled through all the sweat, tears and double King Island’ed Devonshire teas enjoyed in that balmy twilight reverie that only an early afternoon in the midge-struck mud at the arse-end of the Avon can deliver (like so much organic chicken manure – remind me to stop at Bunnings!)LikeLike
Sorry TLA that was my mum, I told her to get her own login but she doesn’t understand such things
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No comment from Bento on the lack of balconies at the Guildford…
…because – you read it here first – there is a little Bento now in the world.
I have no details on sex, weight, or if it was born in a small bar.
But remember who is first with the big stories.
Congrats Bento (and Mrs Bento).
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So metrosexuals can do it?
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A beautiful healthy little boy, arrived yesterday.
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Oops, arrived early this morning. Started yesterday, finally gave mum a break this morning around 5am.
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small bento? how very metrosexual.
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I can’t rule out IVF.
But I hear a seven pound, 13 ounce boy.
Sources say the infant has already been signed up for membership at an exclusive golf club.
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Maddington?
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Aww you guys.
TLA – does the Bad Graffiti Masterpieces tee come in a 000?
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congratulations
time to trade in the motorcycle for a people mover
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does Bentolito have a name yet?
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I’m suggesting Dobie.
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I believe that it is still fashionable to name your son using old English surnames based on obsolete trades: Cooper, Fletcher, Chandler, Smith, etc
how about Ostler?
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Ouvre?
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I wanted to name our daughter Blarzay, complete with bogan spelling, but the wife was having none of it
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Cobbler? Farrier? Journalist?
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I can’t believe you’re commenting herre when you’ve got a 1 day old son. Shouldn’t you be getting in the way, or being dissed by midwives. Midwives by the way are the evil witches of society.
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Scrivener!
Congrats to you three.
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renderer – good excuse for the smell that will pervade your existence
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here’s a handy list to guide you:
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Iggy Conan ? Congratulations Mr and Mrs Bento. Ooh look, twins !
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One of those 7 litre Jensen interceptors.
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With the Perth population propensity for driving whilst in a state of open-eyed somnolence, one of those big black armored things that the police use might be more appropriate.
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Outrage, why haven’t you updated us? I have to hear from Chanel Number 9 that Guildford Hotel proposal in with Swan?
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Meh. I have bigger fish (herring) to fry…
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A new vibrancy hub on your doorstep and you have bigger fish? Unless Darch is getting a new ferris wheel (Darch Eye) then I call liar.
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Necroposting a bit here to register disagreement. I guess there’s an argument to be made that flattening all the grandiose colonial pubs in favour of tres moderne biscuit-development Taverns with attached TABs and pre-stickied sticky carpets is Progress, but it’s the argument of a cunt and I’ll have none of it. ;p
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Martyn, you don’t come round here much do you?
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He’s necromancing? Not on my watch pal.
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It’s reminder how crap our heritage laws are. It must be erased to stop us thinking about it.
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mrsstone, a bit, a bit. I get TLA’s approach here, don’t misunderstand; mock fatalism born of disgust is part of my schtick too. (From around 2005 onwards I’d make remarks like “ooh look, that hasn’t burned down yet, astonishing” or “it looks so very flammable, doesn’t it?” when driving past the building.)
I drank there a few times and I agree the business was clearly nonviable as things stood. Some redevelopment was inevitable but the Mysteriously Flammable Heritage Pubs phenomenon just gives me the shits big time. I’m quite happy to have an eyesore shell standing around forevermore if it needles those responsible, and even more so if there’s the slightest chance of it actually leading to some heritage law that is actually worth the paper it is written on.. Mandatory minimum insured values and some kind of public trust authority to hold the monies and pay them only for necessary immediate stabilisation and rebuild costs would be a start. (God, it’s like I’m some kind of commie.)
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