Tristan H saw that the downward spiral of Dunsborough is being made even more exquisite. “Le” boatshed? Jeezus. I wonder what Brendon would think? This is not connected to my Le Specs wearing.
People have sent me this Morley wall before. Ninja wants a truck to run through it. It’s not without charm though. 
Outrage Cohen remembers the battery man who used to ply plates of batteries on William Street. Now probably occupied by a shop selling ironic objects to hipsters. 
And Glenn is confused by Am Confused website. I’m not surprised. I am a little confused by their “wacky” graphic design.
And Charlesjhey, now in London, sent this Melbourne shot taken by a friend.
Worst well.
The Worst of Perth 
All wonderful worsts, except the last which is exquisitely not worst.
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the morley fence has just been rebuilt and repainted, something had certainly run through it. unlike ninja, i would have mourned it’s passing.
yes shazz, that last is absolutely exquisitely not worst.
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Thankyou for the shot of the battery mans shop. I remember his Christmas display well. Essentially the same, but with scattered tinsel…
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I remember him too. He used to fix watches and I think he was Polish.
Reminds me of the Ideal Spot, which used to be round the corner. Weirdest place, ideal in no sense of the word. Any pictures of it around?
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Was Ideal “O” spot I think. Walked past the other day.
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Brilliant. I can’t help but burst out laughing at the sight of anyone wearing Ed Hardy. It’s lucky I work out.
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I saw Ed Hardy cognac, but after seeing Hello Kitty cognac, I wasn’t surprised.
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I don’t think I’ve ever wanted anything more than Hello Kitty cognac.
I wondered why that Morley fence had never been Worsted. I confess to having a soft spot for it, too. Better than the vast expanse of beige blandness that is the new fence on the Broun/Coode intersection, just down the road.
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Hong Kong airport duty free. Go now.
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There has to be an equivalent of Rule 34. If it exists, there is Hello Kitty of it.
I like the wall very much, but not as much as the sublime batteries.
As for Am Confused, as the second kid/troll hates both of his or her soon to be divorced parents, he or she should plump with Dad for the Playstation, then renege and use Mum’s total freedom to move in with the first kid/troll, then crank up the volume on said Playstation to drown out the noisy sex. Simple.
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Done and done. BTW did that Scandotrash shirt ever arrive?
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Not yet, TLA. Did you tie it to a pigeon ?
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I printed out your address instructions in english and characters and stuck it on. Should have arrived long ago! I had my return address, and it asn’t come back yet.
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I could use Orwell’s excuse for not writing for 2 weeks. Poisoned arm you know.
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Bugger. I’ll check at the local Post Office soonish. JP are normally frighteningly efficient, so something doesn’t add up.
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Day 6 Howard Sattler UK tour. Sharing a room with that cunt from Maddington who’s always going on about how Indonesia is claiming part of Australia. Trying to swap with the guy who thinks Jack Sue wasn’t asian.
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Because when those indonesians get to Maddington they’ll never be left wanting. There’s an Ed Hardy in Indonesiatoo – to whet the ol’ appetite.
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Ed Hardy Cognac?
I’ve seen Ed Hardy Vodka. Comes in 1L bottles. Completely tasteless and entirely without taste. CUB manna.
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You can’t get enough of nautically themed in my humble op. Bring back the porthole. Avast me hearties. Duncebugger ahead. The motto of the Royal Navy.
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Completely agree Billy Boy. You don’t shop here, by any chance?
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Off topic but in the interests of the historical record, a magnificent article in Teh Worst today with resident doddering snoozer’s Zoltan Kovac’s ode to the apostrophe. Naturally like the rest of the “paper” I didn’t read it but it is nice to know it is there.
As someone who choses to live in Perth for its lack of change: holes in the ground and inappropriately scaled and sited buildings excluded (thanks Multiplex), one can only applaud the continued editorial direction that provides the spacing between adds for electrical goods and outdoor furniture.
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Is it true that Zoltan tried to get redundancy, but was too old for a payout and had to stay on churning out this stuff to keep himself in dog biscuits to dunk into his International Roast?
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Not Pablo?
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I don’t think Pablo exists anymore. Not sure about Copper Kettle.
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there was some excellent Wintoning in the West today, by the man himself, on a riff about using the upturned roof of a car as a boat for exploring the Swan River.
and speaking of hipsters:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/oct/14/hate-hipsters-blogs
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Hipster hate heating up…
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/arts/leah-mclaren/the-backlash-against-hipsters-has-begun/article1749801/
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Even The Asia Beat.
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Top searches this week on The Asia Beat.
is luke steele asian, asia horny, is luke steele part asian?
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Ninja may wish to note that a vehicle knocking the wall down merely results in the insurance payout allowing it to be rebuilt in increasingly retina-searing colours. At least, that’s what happened six months ago…
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Would had been believable if they hadn’t spelt the city name wrong.. Nice photoshop attempt, please pay closer attention to detail next time. Nice concept though.
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It was always going to be a conceptual piece no?
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May I be the first to say ‘good riddance’ to maverick French-American mathematician Benoit Mandelbrot, who explored a new class of mathematical shapes known as fractals, and died at age 85 in the United States.
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Did he die in the paper?
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That’s old media. He died on my iPhone.
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While we’re doing this kind of thing could I just note the demise last Friday of the oceanographer, Peter Niiler, the discoverer of what later became known as the Great Pacific Garbage Patch in the North Pacific Ocean.
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Isn’t stonnington in Connecticut ? And isn’t THE jersey shore in , well , New Jersey ?
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