Country Ute Chicks

The Inseminators Ball was last weekend, but no sign of it was seen by us city folk, no bad posters, no piss rings, no burnout arena, no tit splashin’, no nothin! But as Bento has seen, some of the country was up here as Country Ute Chicks hit town, finding Stirling Street as wide open as Merredin. Sometimes I wonder about the country. They go all suicidey unless we pour our money down their country outdoor crappers, but are determined to look like retards while they soak up our smartarse city cash. I notice another worst in the background. What used to be Mal Atwell’s pool table flogging shop is now some kind of crackpot christian den. Severe downturn in shop use. First pic enlargeable.

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92 Responses to Country Ute Chicks

  1. Bento says:

    Suzie’s what floats? That’s what I want to know.

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    • Size, where the fuck’s our horse float?
      Dunno it was still attached in Wagin when we put on that fucken hilarious sticker about saving a horse by riding a cowboy.
      Nah, Wagin is where we stuck on the “so many bumpkins so little time.” one.
      Nah.
      Yair.

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  2. WAtching says:

    ‘WA Horse Floats.’

    Hold the front page, Cohen. There’s your headline.

    Be prepared for more of this. Royal show only a week or so away. They’ll all be in town blowing their subsidy cheques on RM Williams and ute mods.

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  3. Paul C says:

    i see dead people in the oil stains

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  4. rolly says:

    Suzie’s Floats?
    Suzies Floats?
    Suzies’ Floats?
    Suzies Float’s?
    Suzie’s Float’s?
    Etc……..

    Not at all. It’s

    Suzie’s Float!
    Fat is lighter than water.
    Dinnyanothat?

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  5. Snuff says:

    Seems to be missing something.

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  6. shazza says:

    So how does the ‘Get a Life – Go Bush’ sticker fit in with the rural suicide issue?
    Perhaps it should say ‘Get an After Life’?

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  7. Frank Calabrese says:

    And in the same street is the Police Sex Assault Squad which is in the same building that the ALP Head Office – does it tell me that Susie is either a Country member of the ALP ? (Nah), or is she in town to report some “Horsing around” to tyhe rozzers ?

    Inquiring minds want to know :-)

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  9. Paracleet says:

    All that ute needed was some RANDOM capitalisation ACTION to make it best worst EVA.

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  10. hectic says:

    They breed ’em classy in the country they do.

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  11. The Lengend 101 says:

    Are we refering to girls that drive utes because i met some country bogen a while ago in bunbury and she asked me do you want to go out and I was like I DONT THINK SO!.

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  12. BDD says:

    That’s parked outside the ALP offices. Could be Adele Farina’s.

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  13. Joshua hann says:

    fuck yous that is my mums car so fuck off

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    • vegan says:

      did you mean ‘fuck youse. that is my mum’s car, so fuck off’?

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    • Snuff says:

      Good to see that you G A F, Joshua, even if your mum doesn’t.

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    • Natalia Fan #1 says:

      “Get a life”?

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    • B.T. says:

      Did you mean…

      “This is my husbands (mom’s) truck….. So tell me what, “nerd or Geek” goes around our suburbs looking for unusual and strange “things” and thinks it’s so cool and funny, at someone’s else’s expense. You are a sad bunch of lonely twats!!!!!

      PS yes my husbands (mom’s) grammar (choice of bumper stickers) is poor but he (she) earns a F##K load more money than you will ever see in your life time!!! Not you Greg. CHEERS ” ?

      Been done.

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    • The Legend 101 says:

      your joking

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  14. Sharon says:

    Bet your mum is proud of you.

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  15. The Legend 101 says:

    Neally everyone drives round with those bull stickers what do they symbolise anyway?

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  16. nigel gorden says:

    OMG WHAT A PEICE OF SHIT WHO WOULD DRIVE THIS ?????

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  17. wade says:

    great car

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  18. Wade Chipchase says:

    Dont be mean

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  19. nigel gorden says:

    sooooooooooo jelos rainmaker

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  20. BOB THE BUILDER says:

    i could find a better xxx in thexxx josh

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  21. SUZIE says:

    I love my car you all can go and root ya boots if ya own any

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  22. SUZIE says:

    I love my car you all can go and root ya boots if ya own any

    Any way got about 30 more stickers on it now

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  23. ??????????? says:

    so what happens to the fact over you should of blanked out the number plate on this vehicle due to privacy

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  24. jamie says:

    to all of you people that dont like what we do to our utes thats fine but keep your opininons to your selves. we have uses and reasons for the things we do to our utes such as bullbars to protect our vehicles for people in the city who cant drive and also animanls on the roads, aerials for communiction in remote areas, lights so we can see better animals on the road better, and mudflaps so we don’t flick rocks up on to your precious city sedans etc. the stickers are just for fun same a clearance lights etc. so before you look at our cars and think what are they thinking, think about the country roads and outer town areas where you can not see to well or your bloody mobile phone dont work. just think about it next time. you may not like wat we do but i dont like what you do either

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  25. The Legend 101 says:

    My cars cool its A Volvo 240GL and its made in Sweeden what the hell.

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  26. Wade says:

    what a piece of shit

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