Now what the hell is this all about? Too many questions. Is Pavlich throwing out the rules of banking? Is he endorsing the rules of banking? It looks like he needs glasses, so maybe he has to hold the rules of banking at a distance to read them? Or throw them out? Shouldn’t he be at least kicking the book that is the rules of banking? How does a squinting South Australian holding an old book illustrate the point of thinking differently about banking? Why is the book so old if you’re to think differently. Who is responsible for this shambles of an ad?
Also, on another topic, I loved Shane Wright Economics Editor in yesterday’s West, (which I picked up in the Quokka Arms while waiting for the ferry),opining that sending money to the bush was a total waste, country people were ignorant and uninnovative, and that the cities are where it’s at for everything except yokel wearing bumpkinism. Bravo.
Surely they are innovative in whingeing though Shane?
The Worst of Perth 
it’s a docker.
who cares?
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Yes, exactly and he also brings all the baggage of being a Docker, unaustralianness, a culture of losing and incompetence, the smell of fish on your fingers…Why bring all that to banking?
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Isnt Pavlich on a $3million contract for the dokkass? Plus endorsements, clearly the rules are different for CUBs in boomtown
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That’s alright.
I mean.
Cut down on farm production.
Who needs all that bread and ale, Eh??
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This is part of a series. I believe in the next billboard (a few k’s down the road), Pavlich makes the book ignite using the power of his lazy (slightly confused) stare. Think differently, man.
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think differently
think outside the box, but don’t reinvent the wheel
does Pav go on to crack the book in two using his forehead, kung fu style?
although from that distance he might miss
hei-yah!
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http://wilsontuckey.blogspot.com/
Apparently he is interested in renewable energy, coming from a blowhard that’s understandable.
You know it makes sense.
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he really should get someone to proof read it before he posts it
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Can I make a late suggestion for the Crikey comp with IrrelevanTuckey ?
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Oh shit. I forgot I have your tshirt on my desk. Will try and reroute to Japaneser land tomorrow.
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I believe the television version of the add indeed features kicking of the rules of Banking. Through a plate glass window indeed. The current relative success of the two teams has lead to a preponderance of adds featuring the talent of teh Pav or Aaron Sandilands which have me, notionally, leaping to my feet and calling: Come back Karl! All is forgiven…
What’s with the sudden deluge of Docker bashing anyway? Is it because Docker fans are notoriously thin skinned and while they are on top seems like a good time to draw them out? (Or is it, sotto voce, actual West Coke Eagle driven bitterness? I can’t believe it.)
Damn it, why is Cookster never around to lead with his chin on your behalf when you need him
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I don’t like te West Coast Wine Coolers either, but at least they don’t display the pure unaustralianness of the Dockers. I’ve got nothing against Richmond, Melbourne or Saints, the rest I like to see lose, unless they play Dockers.
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No offence but I prefer the term
“Whet Toast Seaguls”
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Better than “West Coast Wine Coolers”? I think not.
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Karl was in a new ad the other day.
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Yes yes I know, but most of the examples of Glen Jackovich’s work would be a bit obscure for your average TWOPper. The West Coast Poly adds must be nearly 15 years old and still running, unfortunately (depending on your point of view) only available in regional areas.
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Glen’s ‘I’ve done a hammy’ adverts were the pinnacle of the genre
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Au contraire, skink.
The pinnacle of the genre was Eric ‘Watto’ Watterson, with his “bounce into Ezy Plus and slam dunk a bargain” series.
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tomayto, tomarto
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Yeah banks use ye old book of banking specifying their capital requirements , reserve requirements and corporate governance. We don’t bother with shit like that. We get footie players in to run half arsed ads. And anyway Barbra works for the big banks.
Sotto voce : Do I see a Mudrockian hand in all of this ?
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Was just discussing 1986 Murdoch with a woman today. I said I remembered feminists without shoes. She said, “that was me. Fuck off.”
Is there a problem with the rules of banking?
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Matthew Pavlich’s Mudrock dissertation, Master of Banking, is ” The Rules of Banking have been superseded : a new error(sic) dawns”.
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…it does look like a fairly slim book
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look out! Shazza will be on the warpath when she reads your unkind comments and she may be double cranky considering an ex-Eagle just won the fairest and best
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We have done the eagles Mainy.
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you haven’t done the Eagles correctly until you mention at least 3 Grand Finals and 1 Brett Heady advert
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Brett Heady’s funpark has been featured at least once, as of course have barra and Jako. I think I ave been even handed WA footy wise. BTW, if it seems like I ave a cockney accent, the boy poured apple juice into the keyboard, which is making the h stick.
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thank you Jack Benny
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An warning for those pursuing the bucolic lifestyle :http://tinyurl.com/29ngo2z
Hint: stink.
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Think differently.
Think about not even wasting oxygen on the already hyperbaric AFL.
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